take young Puny for instance.
Well We will call her “young”, as her actual age in relation to the age of the earth, she could just about qualify as being called young.
Anyway, for the princely sum of 50,000 gold I learned from reliable sources that she once ran to be MP of the London borough of Hammersmith but due to her being completely unsuitable to be an MP as she isn’t a compulsive liar she conceded. But in true political style, she graciously accepted a golden handshake of an MVP status on these forums.
Pertos, well… Let’s just say keep him away from live lobsters, and if you hear an ankle bracelet going off, pray no live lobsters are around.
10k that one cost.
Sinakki , she once ran a popcorn smuggling ring but caught attention of the law enforcement in Sweden when she tried to stockpile salt and oil, causing a shortfall in supplies of salt and oil for their rotten fish in tins exports. When she was indicted, she cunningly bribed the judge with a Volvo.
5k.
Chronormi is actually that small in real, but has eked out a nice career as a portable door stop.
10k.
Drae. Undead death Knight by day, ruthless sadist beating up old ladies and stealing their pension books at night. Also been known to force feed people sugar free gummi bears and filming the results.
10k
twobuttonwin. DH. Brings this theme of being an outcast into their real life, by holding the record of being under 25 ASBO’s, and only 24 of them for yelling abuse at people through their letterbox, which incidentally also cost them their job as a postie.
20k
Shadazzle. Well everyone knows his secret. just look at the hat.
1 copper.
Tireesa. Once had a relationship with a rock she called Bruce. They were engaged, but the engagement was called off when Tireesa took bruce for a romantic stroll along a beach, dropped him, and couldn’t distinguish him from the other rocks lying around.
But happily, she is in a loving relationship with a 25kg bag of sand from Wickes.
12k
tyskorn. Moonlights as a GM on the wow forums, but is actually a highly trained secret agent hired by the caretaker at the building to find out who keeps stuffing handfuls of toilet paper in the urinals.
5k
Nagrash.
Actually plays a gnome, he just hides behind the avatar of an orc because he’s afraid the other forum users will make fun of him for more than just his silly shirt he went to uni in.
20k