Citizens of dawawan!
Waise youw eyes tuwu the skies awnd obsewve! Twoday ouw wowwd’s destwuction has bewn avewted in defiance of ouw vewy makews!
Awgawon the obsewvew, hewawd of the titans, has bewn defeated by ouw bwave comwades in the depths of the titan city of uwduaw.
https://lingojam.com/Englishtouwu
(Mods this is wow related)(stop 404ing my threads please)
I’m so gwad thawt no wongew bwoadcasts tuwu aww of dawawan awnd onwy whewn uwu awe cwose tuwu the fountain.
Why, zovaaw. Whawt dwove uwu tuwu thiws end?
Uwu pwesewve thawt which iws doomed. A cosmos divided wiww nowt suwvive whawt iws tuwu come.
OWO
Would it be possible for someone to translate this for me please?
Me wowe dwem wittwe foxes! Twey awe so fwuffy and wittwe and cute!
Hehe snap 
What does the fox say?
“Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!”
What the fox say?
“Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!”
What the fox say?
“A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!”
What the fox say?
“A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!”
What does the fox say?
The secret of the fox
Ancient mystery
Somewhere deep in the woods
I know you’re hiding
What is your sound?
Will we ever know?
Will always be a mystery
What do you say?
You’re my guardian angel
Hiding in the woods
What is your sound?
(Wa-wa-way-do, wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do, wa-wa-way-do)
Will we ever know? (Bay-budabud-dum-bam)
I want to (Mama-dum-day-do) I want to, I want to know!
(Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do)
im pretty sure foxes yelp but i might be wrong
Fox off maybe 
This is the best worst… worst best ARGHH! thing I’ve ever seen.
This is why we vulpera get a bad rep 
At least you have better transmogs.
Anything I wear makes me look pregnant
You mean you aren’t???
*cough umm ok.
I personally like to just wear the heritage armor.
Although i do plan on getting the dark moon tux stuff as vulpera look very dapper in formal wear.
Is there no good go to for pandas?