What would the character above you drop? #2

[Azethbur’s Soulshard]

Passive Effect: When in a trinket slot or inventory, Azethbur’s spirit will taunt you from beyond the grave whenever you miss a shot or a spell.

If you hold the shard close to your ear you will be able to hear a ghostly voice rattle off about the exact specifications of her longrifle over and over again…

[Tentacles in a box]
WARNING: Open with caution. Might result in odd, unexplainable circumstances. Advisable to use when alone and far far away from other people.

[Jar of dirt]

:notes: He got a jar of diiirt! He got a jar of diiirt…! And guess what was insiiide it…? :notes:
But it not heped him too much”

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[New Sparkly Comb]

USE: Adjust your hair.
Can’t go fighting all the baddies with bad hair, now can we?

[Pocket-Ladder]

“For those extra hard places to reach…”

[Burnt-pocket ladder]

“Apparently the dwarf hated what it symbolized…”

[CAKE!]

“Munch on Martok’s cake! You’ll feel great and it’ll create two more cakes in your bag! Can’t be sold or destroyed.”

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[Reading glasses]

“He rather gouged his eyes out than wear glasses and ruin his look…
To be honest, he was right”

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[Music box]

A small music box that plays a song
made by someone named
“Linkin’ Park”, whomever that is…

[Reliquary of Blessings]

A small lacquered box in a deep red hue, decorated with classic patterns made with inlaid gold leaf. Being of relatively recent manifacture, it includes the calligraphic stylized symbol of the Horde as favoured by the Houjin.

While difficult to open to the uninitiated as the fine craftsmanship makes it seem nearly solid with barely a hint of a lid, it reveals a silken interior protecting a collection of sacred keepsakes from different cultures; an amber figurine of Chi-Ji, a Silver Hand necklace, a Darkspear bijou and an ancient qiraji idol of unknown meaning. A second layer holds a bundle of paper that disappointingly turns out to be that odd pandaren rice paper spirit money.

[Excessively Ornate Puzzle Box]

An intricate, exquisitely designed puzzle box which even Ironforge’s finest crafters couldn’t have produced. When you turn away from the oddly violet wood, you could almost swear that the highly detailed designs pulse with an ethereal glow. When you turn back to it, you can no longer hear what people around you are saying unless they start shaking you.

Clicking on this has a two minute non-cancelable casting time which can only be stopped by damage or by a friendly character whispering to you.

[Orgrimmar Commemorative Coffee Mug]

Do you like Orgrimmar?
Do you love Orgrimmar?
Do you feel that whenever you’re not reminded of Orgrimmar there’s a little empty hole in your heart?
Then enjoy this fine coffee mug, fit for at home and on the road, so you’re ALWAYS a little bit near Orgrimmar!

*Issued by the Orgrimmar Board of Tourism. Do not arcane wash.

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[Token of Argus]
Trinket
“Before its destruction, Argus was a place of magic, light and wonders.”

  • x intellect
    Use: Creates an area around your character that lasts 15 seconds, inflicting x arcane damage to any nearby enemy, while healing x % of the maximum health of a nearby ally.

[Eerie Glimmer of the Void]
Trinket

”At first glance, the swirling mass of void and arcane looks intangible. But you can feel the icy chill in your hands as you hold it warily.”

[Ghalahad’s Autograph Book]

"Uther, Anduin, Valen… oh…what do you know? He even managed to get Sylvanas’ signiture!’

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[Kelsey’s Goggle Wipes]

No matter where you are, surrounded by green of fel or purple of void, or how dire the straits you’re in; these rose-tinted lens wipes will keep your vision & outlook clean, pink and optimistic at all times!

[Rolling Pin]

Unique item. Upon use, activates a persistent buff that gives you another go at your next boss loot. Only works once per reset.

“I didn’t roll for this…”

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[Book Of Azerothian Cultures]

On closer inspection, this book details the complex history of the civil more intelligent races and the lesser races of Azeroth, as well as a detailed description of the rise and continuance of these races today.
Upon the first page lies a quote Azeroth does not belong to mortals, but mortals to her. High Shaman Muln Earthfury

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[Amulet of the Fel-Corrupted Dire Wolf]
Binds on pickup
Unique
Neck
750 Armor
+300 Haste

Equip: Chance on auto-attack hit to inflict target with “Fel-Infected Wounds”, decreasing the targets attack speed by 3% and dealing 3% of your maximum health as damage over 15 seconds. Stacks up to 5 times.
Use: Release the spirit of a Dire Wolf, letting loose a “Fel-Frenzied Howl”, dazing all enemies within 15 yards for 3 seconds and also spreading “Fel-Infected Wounds” (plus all stacks) to all enemies effected. 3 minuet cooldown.

[Triune Hammer]

A peculiar necklace depicting three small hammers each in the style of one of the great clans, joined at the grip with the heads facing outward. Typical of dwarven craftsmanship, it’s intricate and made to last. A cultural expression of recent politics, it proudly signals the wearer’s loyalty to the current state of the dwarven realms.

Curiously, it’s imbued with the Light despite being a rather secular symbol.