[Slightly-singed Satchel]
Use: Throw the satchel, creating a raging bonfire at the target location. The bonfire can be used for cooking.
“Smells like…victory.”
[Pineapple Pizza]
Use: throw this atrocity of a food item into an enemy player’s inventory. The victim as afflicted with the status ailment ‘Disappointment.’
[Disappointment]
Effect: you aren’t mad, just disappointed. You can’t taste any other food for 24 hours.
[A troll’s tusk]
Effect: “Ya be seein’ all da text in game like dis. It be lastin’ one hour.”
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Belt of the wayward vagabond
“This belt has seen better days, but the etching on the buckle is quite impressive. might fetch well on the auction house.”
Treasure-Seeker’s DivingHelmet
Stolen
Even if it’s a little too big for my head, I’ll keep it.
Rod of Thread Necromancy
Revive a thread of any age with 50% health.
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[Cake ladle autographed personally by Martok]
well that’s a surprise!
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[A little vial of Annihilan blood]
No one expected his last cake would be filled with something like that…
…untill it was too late
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Psychic Duck Scream
Item lvl: 1
Binds when picked up
Trinket
Equip: Increases the chances of an epic quack - when the quack is released the attacking enemies will be stunned for 15 seconds, the backdraft of the quack will stunn the wearer for 12 seconds.
“Everyone has a duck secret”
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Rejuvenating bottle of Milk
“Cow milk is appreciated pretty much universally and has many healing properties.”
Consume: restores 10% of your health and mana for second.
If you stay seated while drinking, you’ll gain the buff “Balance of the Earth Mother” which gives you 10% extra-stamina for 60 minutes.
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Stone of void portal.
Open a portal to your heartstone location.
10% chance of players using the portal to be teleported into the void(instant death).
[Pouch of strange mushrooms]
“…maybe they tastes funny, but eating them beats licking toad-back. Same effect. For medical reasons. Of course. Of course…”
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Hoof of Nooblars might.
summons your werry own dranei to fight for you for 1 min
[A wery wascally wabbit]
Toy:
Unleash the pure terror that is this rather cute little bunny rabbit. The rabbit will sit on your head until dismissed.
Get involved in nature they said, it’ll be fun they said.
Offhanded weapon:
Useable by all.
Name:
Mug of endless booze.
Description:
When enemy is hit with a melee attack that enemy becomes drunk.
Quadruple any gold picked up from trash mobs.
As long it is worn as offhanded weapon there is a 1% chance every second the character is moving the character falls face first into the ground and recieve 1 hp damage.
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[Charred Charred Council Club Card]
“No longer valid.”
[Magically preserved blood-red flower from Silvermoon]
“Never forget…”
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[Zymara’s Diary]
Clicking on it causes your character to read it and go insane.
[warrior shrinken head]
“Now you"ll always have someone to talk to mon”
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[Chains: A Primer, Learn all about Azeroth’s different CHAINS!]
Odd, the death knight seemed to really like chains… shrugs
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