While I’m all for #nochanges in most things, there is one particular change that is long overdue.
Have you ever played a Hunter?
I guess you are all-too aware of that terrible, empty feeling of disappointment when you realised that giraffes are not tameable.
Why Blizzard why?
Why can I not have a giraffe as my very own pet?
A giraffe to follow me to the ends of the earth, smite my foes, and be my friend and companion.
I don’t think that being able to tame a giraffe is too much to ask, do you?
Most players have been asking to be able to tame a giraffe since 2005, and nothing but SILENCE from Blizzard.
Now it’s time for them to listen to the community!
ALL WE WANT IS TO TAME A GIRAFFE.
Please Blizzard, please!
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Have you ever played a Hunter irl?
Hunters hunt with canines. Legendary hunters hunted with big cats. A giraffe cannot hunt because it has no sense of smell and because it can do no damage to a wild animal.
If you want to tame giraffes, go join the freak show that is Retail.
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It’s people like you that destroyed Retail and made it into the freak show it is.
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Seems like a reach, and gimme attention post lol
I hear giraffes have huge apetite. You’d spend more money and time feeding her for loyalty than what you could afford. Imagine waking up at at night with a starving giraffe crying for food!
Achaios:
Have you ever played a Hunter irl?
Hunters hunt with canines. Legendary hunters hunted with big cats. A giraffe cannot hunt because it has no sense of smell and because it can do no damage to a wild animal.
If you want to tame giraffes, go join the freak show that is Retail.
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It’s people like you that destroyed Retail and made it into the freak show it is.
Lmfao, so full of fake superiority.
Also, giraffes have a sense of smell and their back kick is pretty nasty.
But go on, tell us about legendary hunters with big cats.
LOL a giraffe can do no damage to a wild animal?
Have you ever seen a giraffe fight a giraffe?! It’s terrifying and weird and also a little funny all at the same time… They have one hell of a neck swing on them! Saw it on CBBC when my kids was watching telly…YouTube it
Ikr i want to tame a giant brotosaurus in retail blizz y u no let me taem
But seriously though why on earth do you want to tame a giraffe? xD
Also what kind of hunter tames a f**king giraffe
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Or plagued dogs, Bats, Owls and winged lizards that shoot lightning for that matter.
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Turtle and boar are hunting pets indeed.
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Giraffe would get upset and would run away from ya,as you would leave your pet outside of buildings all the time:d
Na, cmon. Dont be so serious. You have to admit, it would be fun. Asking for a Giraffe is not terribly unreasonable
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Why can I not tame owlbeast?
I have owl = ez tame
I have owlbeast = no tame
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In Ancient Egypt, pharaos used cheetahs as hunting cats, basically. So yeah, it can be done. Look it up on Wikipedia, under the “Cheetah” entry
Well in WoW you can hunt with scorpions and turtles
Hunters hunt with canines
TIL owls and cats are canines
It would just look down on you anyway.
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Just think about how many times you would have to ‘call pet’ as it’s heads got stuck in a tree somewhere and you ran out of distance so it vanished
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Kudos! Oblivious bait thread actually got someone going…
Why no a giraffe?