to not pollute my bloodline with lower races.
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To pollute her blood line with lower races 
It’s a Void Elf you always marry a Void Elf no matter what 
She could turn in to a cat
A CAT!!!
Show me anyone who can resist the charms of a kittycat
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she likes cats
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I found someone to help me practice my free kicks.
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Well she tried to enslave me
The our relationship moved to a next level naturally
It because of the wispers, it made me swoon
Belf with belf!
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Well they say, what happens in Goldshire stays in Goldshire
But it seems, a marriage ceremony preformed by a drunken Gnome priest in sparkly red sunglasses, green mohawk and pink thong for some reason counts as a legit marriage everywhere on Azeroth…
We are both too emberassed to divorce so…
But she is really cute when you know her and after she stopped trying to make a fox slippers out of me, we managed to talk
We are cool now
I was supposed to marry Ryoshu8n but the bridesmaid caught my eye, we are now living happily in a house made from cardboard pizza. boxes.
She feeds me grass at the Stonefield Farms every time I visit Elwynn Forest, since then I fell a connection.
Hooves, horns, tail, built like a monolith
It was an honest mistake, I thought he is one of the fabled Draenei males
I was wrong
But was a pleasant surprise tho’
Mooo! I say! Mooooo!
I have been isolated behind the arcane barrier for 10,000 years with same people.
I married her for some change.
She seemed desperate enough not to mind about some tentacles here and there
Her thirts for some change, some new, some extrodenary drawed Lunaera to me like flame draws the moth…
My beautifull, fragile little Shal’dorei butterfly burned her wings forever, and since then we spiralling dawnwards together in to madness, insanity and olbivion in a tight embrace
^ seems weird and opposites attract 
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Because you forced me with the voodoo 
I’ve been promised a ride in a spaceship but I’m starting to think I’ve been bamboozled…
It was… a political thing
But she can turn in to a cat, so there is hope this works out
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