Why Did You Marry The Poster Above You 💌

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Because there’s something special about a gnome mage lost in time and currently 15 years in the past.

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I mistook her for a draenei female, the horns dammit!

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Because of the purple sword, purple lights and even a purple shirt despite it not even being visible. That’s quite a dedication to purple.

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We didn’t marry lmao

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but I did! Because I like butterflies and fluffy cats :blush:

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Here!! are you lookin at my husband!!! Off with you gnome, Souldefiler is mine!

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She’s a redhead, she’s the aspect of life, what more can someone want?

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Those goggles, those damn goggles i tell you!

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Because her arrow hit my right spot :kissing:

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It was an arranged marriage, my parents told me that I would learn to summon mechanical demons which was a lie!

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To learn magic.

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I lost a bet to Life.

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To play him at poker and see if the phrase ‘cheating Death’ really works

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Well, to be honest, I was fooled
In his armor and helmet, he looked like a Vigilant, and I thought I marry to a Hero’s soul in a defender construct’s body; political thing, don’t ask

Immagine my dissapointment when he undressed
Immagine his pain when I stomped the kiwis to oblivion
Our honeymoon on the Vindicaar ended in a trip to the airlock
I hope someone at least made a wish when he entered Azeroth’s atmosphere as a falling star

Sooo I’m a widow now I guess

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Futa draenei dream came true

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the food was good

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The veil.

THE VEIL!!!

WITH THOSE EYES!!!

CATCH ME SOMEONE I SWOON!

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Because I like dwragons uwu

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Because we have the truest huntresses in all of Azeroth.

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