Why Did You Marry The Poster Above You 💌

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She thought she was able to persuade me with a pat on the head and dog treat? Well it worked!

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He is the goodest boy.

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Because she understands that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

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We met training to be unstoppable killing machines. Doesn’t mean I don’t like nice things so when he got me flowers we were unstoppable killing machines together!

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Because i wanted powerful Night Warrior offsprings. :smiling_imp:

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I needed to marry a fellow blood elf and I missed out on my true love Castiellus so went for the first available.

We blood elves must stick together!

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Shawty thicc xo

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I wanted Power Infusion.

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I got a thing for warlocks, we both want world domination

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You know me so well boo.

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A sense, Rabies the Magnificent is above everyone.
That being said, i would marry you,

That being said!
Look at the poster above me.
Look at that hat
Those eyes
That demonic glow.
She is perfect

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I still haven’t figured that out but it would be kinda awkward with a divorce, so


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I wanted to be dominated for a change :wink:

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You can control my mind any day you sexy priest

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And sandwiched between two priests you are.

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I always wanted to marry a sexy blood elf male with long blonde hair. My dream came true finally

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Her pets - and those eyebrows are just :heart_eyes:

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I needed the life insurance. I shall spend the 5 pence wisely.

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Was her eyes, and she gives the best cuddles, but I soon found out she only wanted me for my money ÂŁÂŁÂŁ and the huge life insurance policy I had just taken out worth 5,000,000 G

I think someone wanted the auction mount more then me :sleepy::sleepy::sleepy:

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Ach, what can ah say? I like me men tall and with a face that gives ye nightmares! What more do ye need?

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