You can hit randomize a thousand times on dark iron dwarves and they’ll all look fantastic.
Not to mention that drill taking me 'round the world, AND PORTALS TOO? We’re going to see everything together.
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Have you seen that jawline? Such a hunk.
She is a deadly and beautiful female member of our dying noble Race
It was a duty and a honor, and a pleasure to tie our lives together
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They filled the void in my life.
Married!? How much did I DRINK?
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Its a greenskin too and got confused because these brews damn… They hit so hard sometimes that tea cant help.
She forced me with her sexual Kung Fu.
I found my soulmate with the hair and the shoulders.
I am sure I can get over the green skin, being dead and all.
Kiss me you green delight you!
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Her ghoul set us up, top bloke she even let him join our poker games on Friday nights so it was love at first sight although I fear her pet may be starting to become an alcghoulic…loves the whiskey.
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Well, he said he is from Gilneas…
But starting to suspect it was a trick tho’
she’s flexible. A doggy and wife in one package.
He’s flexible. A husband and a breakfast in one package.
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A good ol’ orc that has enough strength to carry me!
The light may burn a bit but I’d go up in flames for this Paladin
I wanted to share the love & spread harmony by marrying cross-faction,
also, I heard that Death Knights can go all night
The light meets the darkness at dawn and at dusk x
She greeted me, so I rooted her and now here we are 
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Because she’s cute, reliable and, since she’s a druid, she’s the opposite of me, and everyone knows that opposites attract.
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We’re madly in love but sadly not married yet.
Turns out the church and most states frown upon a same sex marriage of a mechanical child and dead cattle…
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You again! I thought I just divorced you, but hey, I am all for second chances 
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uhmmm… help?