Why Did You Marry The Poster Above You 💌

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OK I changed my mind, i don’t love the orc anymore, i love this guy with a pumpkin on his head!

Pumpkin spice baby!

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You know why I married SouldefĂ­ler :smiling_imp:

Muwhahahahahaha

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So i can abuse the fox.

Insert american KKona emoji here

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Because the eyes… Those beautiful eyes…

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rings up Azeroth Shelter

“Yeah hello? This fox you sold me. Can i return it? It’s making strange noises, looking at me strangely and keeps circling in my bed before settling down and looking up at me over the comforter and waggling it’s tail.”

“uhuh… yeah… OH OK So I just need to coax it out of the room with Wham bars?. And then pacify it with a cattle prod… OK gimme a sec.”

“Yeah hello? No that didn’t work, it just ran around, and then it jumped on me and is now hugging my back panting.”

Hello??!! HELLO!!!???

GODDMIT!

slams phone down

“Stuck forever with a psychotic fox…”

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@Stulxyma We are both so blue, it’s a match made in heaven :blue_heart:
@Souldefíler I assume you just wanted to reply, so I’m skipping you :slightly_smiling_face:

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Yeah i just replied. Skip me next person!!

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To Amaregosa I was a furbidden fruit…
For me, she was something special
Together we shall rule the World!!!

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I love hairy, dead women.

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He eventually figured he’d rather be with one of his own kind, and I was lucky enough to be passing by at the right time. :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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because she said she would wear flowers just for me <3

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Twiluna!

I know she will make me happy forever. :heart:

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She is a nice space goat with horrible fashion sense
And a powerfull mage!
Power always attracted me, like flame the moth… :candle: :butterfly:
…I danced around her light and she burned my wings, so I’m forever with her

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shotgun was in front of my face

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Told me I looked cute as I was raising the dead

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I stabbed her heart with a dagger, she stabbed mine with an arrow… of love.

Seriously what kind of corpse rises up and tells their killer they’re the most beautiful person they’ve ever seen and they want to marry them… I… I can’t say no to that!

P.S : Is a reference to the currently airing Tonikawa anime :3

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I married her for being very ominous behind the mask and the hat <3

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Those night vision goggles really made our honeymoon special.

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The beard.
The eyes.
The gold.
Mostly the gold.

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She compliments my mask so very often, i just couldnt resist!