I got a thing for druids.
The Druid has got a thing for you too.
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Well, first I thought he is some rare and exotic animal and tried to tame him
But during our first duel to death we saw something in each other
ā¦I saw my arrows in his muscular chest, he saw his horns in my tummyā¦
It was really romanticā¦ in a bloody kind of way
But we corpse run together, and decided not to try that again, instead have a talk and drink in Dalaran, on neutral ground
The rest, as they say, history
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It was the stylish black shirt that got me! 
Because hes got a very nice shiny head
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bcs i can kill him as much as i want ā¦ bcs he is already dead vulpera ā¦ what is the best vulpera
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hi there miss you want to marry a russia super rockstar like me ? 
Yes I do!
Heheh
Fine. Marry some Russian rock star. Just donāt come crying back to me when you find out heās actually a 65 year old seal hunter from Siberia who only wants someone to iron his bear furlined clothes and deal with the overpowering smell of fish and shchi.
I will have millions wanting to marry meā¦
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With me not even death will do us part
Brewfest happened. The divorce papers are due any day now.
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i couldnt get enough of that tail if you know what i mean
becauseā¦actually i would never marry a fox, a cold dead fox at thatā¦
I need to be really High for that to happen
Allaria never loved you
now that i can get onboard with
How does one quit marriage, I donāt like you anymore.
there was a divorce thread but i think its locked, your stuck with me lover boy
Because iām a furry and they accepted me when society pointed and laughedā¦ but weāll show themā¦ WEāLL SHOW THEM ALL!!
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He is an OwOrgen and Iām an UwUlpera
This was a match made in Haven 
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I married them because of there cuteness and the fact the have extra bag space and can make a cosy camp anywere .
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The lawyers advised me to do it, so that I can pay less taxes.
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