Why Did You Marry The Poster Above You 💌

[Namr-chamber-of-aspects]

Bolvar mind-controlled me to do it because he was bored and wanted to troll.

[Jakafo-sylvanas]

He said he’ll raise me as a DK when I die so we can live together forever. UwU

[Shumensko-azjolnerub (Shumensko)]

I was told that Telogrus Rift was a tax haven.

[Frosthowler-argent-dawn]

Goblin mail-order bride service…
This costumer is NOT satisfied

[Rhomir-argent-dawn]

It was a pet I caught, but later that pet caught my heart.

[Dhòobs-ragnaros]

Beard. Need I say more?

[Skadefryden-turalyon]

I needed someone to hunt Demons for me to enslave, and enslaved I became myself.

[anon96219900]

I was looking for a short medium at large and boy did I ever find one.

[Souldefíler-silvermoon (Souldefíler)]

it was an arranged marriage, and i’m taking my dowry back.

[Ponytaîl-elune]

For the money obviously, they look wealthy enough.

[Foxtrote-silvermoon]

Well, her home-tree went kablooey, she needed a place to stay. And who’d say no to this ponytail? Right, earjob?

[Landrien-turalyon]

That hat, that damn hat.

[Zlcx-the-shatar]

lel a paladin

[Forumagent-argent-dawn]

Because we share the same portrait <3

[Mooly-skullcrusher]

I need someone to schratch me in places I can’t reach. Schratch my hairy butt and I’m yours, forever!

[Zuelía-argent-dawn]

I married them as i wanted a beef burger for dinner.

[Throwmatic-nemesis]

Memories are fuzzy from drinking too much arcwine
One day i’m minding my business in orgrimmar, the next i’m married to a night elf
it is what it is

[Jakafo-sylvanas]

She’s a bit too old. 10,000 years you say?.. probably saw my Grandfather.

I mean High elves are old, but we’re not THAT old. She’s older than Quel’thelas

[Hellishman-silvermoon]

The void whispered me to marry her.

[Souldefíler-silvermoon (Souldefíler)]

How could I not with that name!!! puts on Slayin helm