Why is YOUR race best?

Now we KNOW Dwarves have never sustained a loss on their own turf. Scourge and Demons just bounced off our city o’ Ironforge and through every end o’ the world scenario, Dwarves done helped other people wit their problems. We’re like the letter K, we know our place, keep a low profile, know when to let others shine and we know who we are (unlike the letter C). We be diggin’ DEEP, unafraid o’ history, embracing the Truth like the friend that it is. Though I’m sure the Wildhammer will soon have something to say about our lack of appropriate Druidic representation (c’mon the Druids were Celtic peoples originally!) the only class we can’t be is Demon Hunters. Stick that in your dextrous pipe and smoke it. There’s even an argument to be had that we’re Azeroth’s oldest (and therefore wisest) race. So if there’s an A-F tier, Dwarves be in the S+.

Noo. I be a shaman cus what better a class can there be for a Dwarf than one as old and deep as the very planet itself. Paladin comes in as a close second for dealin’ with Scourge. And Warlocks third 'cus we Dwarves sorted Demons a long time ago already (ye make em do yer bidding like you’re their daddy).

That done, who else (if there weren’t Dwarves) would be the master race, and why?

Bonus: Why is your class the best fit with your race?

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Im not a racist but …

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What’s a Dwarf?

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Well…. Hate ta break it ta ya mon. But we be da oldest. Earthen don’t be countin as modern dwarves.

Trolls mon. We not be havin our heritage armor. We may be ignored for da elves popularity. We may be the Night elf’s ugly step sister. But know dis, we dance like our hips don’t lie :dancer: elves be havin nothin on our dance moves.

Dis be da only way to survive Stranglethorn and echo isles. Betta be friends wid da raptors and tigers, than be food.

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What’s the difference between dwarf, goblin, gnome and vulpera? I stepped on a few of you short dudes (or girls, I dont make difference between genders when I put my hooves on your shoulders)
Btw male Dwarfs (or other short races) can’t stop smiling when they are near the most beautiful cities (Thunder Bluff and Thunder Tottem) because “tall” grass keeps tickling their b*lls.

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Void Elves are the best because nobody else out there rocks the emo vibes better than we do. And tentacles are sexy :smiling_imp:

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My race is not best. The best is Gnome.

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As a Dwarf irl and a Gnome (in disguise) in Wow, I must say it’s the juicy beast mode for Orc and the cuteness and creepiness for Gnome.

Just look how happy this Gnome seems. And bald! That’s alpha right there

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Because we can drop out of combat with unwanted trash mobs that take too long to leash.

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Goblins ofc!
We even make a deal with Elementals to become Shamans.
Pro stuff.

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Mainly because sims say that.

I won’t comment, I won’t comment, I won’t comment, I won’t comment, I won’t comment, I won’t comment, I won’t comment, I won’t comment.

You look wonderful today, Nedra.

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Why make deals when you could bend them to your will?

Did somebody say gold? I’m here for gold!

Gimme!

There might be a Rule of Acquisition prohibiting that :slight_smile:

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I think we all know what we want too say about VE’s sooooo badly, I don’t even need to repeat a million forum threads :shushing_face:

My favorite druid race, is and always will be tauren.
I picked zandalari troll as it took me 1 alt to lvl via BFA to unlock them.
I like them, taurens often don’t fit through doors while mounted etc.
Was tired of it, so made a new druid as zandalari troll.

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Not true. Dwarves got completely run over in the 1st and 2nd war. They had to all go underground.

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The dwarves weren’t involved in the First War last I checked.

As for the Second War, then dwarves already live underground. Waiting out a siege from behind their doors (which is what dwarves do in every fantasy franchise) isn’t a loss; it’s their preferred strategy.

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They were, although the campaign only mentions them and doesn’t let you play as them.