“I’m not sure anyone would fall for you, then again, this world is becoming more and more populated by outcasts, freaks and the completely undesirable every day, so who knows … a few months from now, you may be considered quite the catch at this rate …”
Elsharia begins to stroll off. “… not likely, however.”
“How Ironic is that quite the part of the people around considers -us- to be the outcasts and freaks. Suppose everyone has different viewpoints on that, hm? Probably this is the case, indeed. Anyway… want to hang out? I’m not opposed to the idea the slightest.”
“Hmm…you did ‘refuse’ me earlier but hey, differences attract each other don’t they?
You are too sophisticated for a simple scoundrel like me, but…let’s be honest, you ladies like it when we are a bit mischievous and troublemakers, right?
What do you say about a nice drink atop the rooftops in Stormwind, huh? The view is priceless.”
“Look, you seem reasonable and friendly enough, but I feel like there’s one little thing a man needs to know: When a woman says ‘no,’ it means ‘no.’ It’s your cue to stop asking. As for me, I don’t think I want anything to do with a man who doesn’t understand that.”
Utter nonsese. When a wee lass says nae, it’s an invitation tae try ‘arder. Me fifteenth wife kept sayin’ nae till t’ accident.
She accidentally married another lad. Bit rude if ye ask me.
Oh what’s that? Date? Nae, ye a void elf lass.
Nendrovus flashbacks to when said dwarf threw an axe at him, resulting in the salesman being forced into using his ultimate move, “The Nendrovus Method”.
“Ha! Nope!”
“You’re like a starved wolf, all skin, bone and just a scrap of fur. You are not thickly built enough for me, and your glowing eyes threaten to steal my soul. No hunts, no dates.”
“oh this would never work stranger… I may be, as you said, Frail in your eyes but…
… Sometimes one’s eyes lies. as for dates, no can do.”
She cracks into a soft smile
“Can’t have you turning green, now can we~?”
“I’d find it interesting if you were a male… and you know, if not for the whole war thing… and you are a woman so… nothing was really relevant”
“I’m quite aware there’s no chance of convincing a straight lady to anything romantic. And I won’t insist as it’d only annoy you. Want to become friends instead? I’m Laurenn, pleased to meet you!”
smiles a little surprised at the void elf
“I’d actually love to hear some of your stories. I’m Veltoria” gives a warm inviting smile
The draenei smiles brightly. This is her chance! She digs out her recording crystal, holding it out.
“I have many stories to tell if you would enjoy it. So many things have I gathered in my travels. How about the tale of the creation of the Saurok? I will hear your stories too, for posterity. Did you know that the tortollans of kul tiras are also very keen storytellers and know to listen? I spent some time among them of late, learning their tales. Have you perhaps heard the story of Loh?”
she looks at the suddenly appearing excited Draenei and blinking at her a few times surprised by the eagerness
“Ehm, sure, yes come and sit with us” she gives a curious smile
“Oh I know the Tortollan!” Nendrovus gleefully spouts “I tried selling some stuff to them in the Zuldazar bazaar but they said something about “not buying anything less than 2 centuries old” then proceeded to say something about… naga, I think? Then something about scaring me shellless? I don’t know… they kinda went on and on and I… phased out.” Nendrovus awkwardly pauses as he stares at the Draenei. He soon snaps back into action.
“But enough about those old geezers! I’m sure your stories are far more interesting! I would love to hear more about the sour rocks or whatever they’re called! I’m sure it’s quite the story! In fact, you seem like quite the competent mage! I’m sure you have plenty of fantastic spells and stuff… and…”
Nendrovus cuts the act after realizing he’s probably annoyed her more than anything. Besides, he’s already taken and probably shouldn’t risk finding out what kind of lady Ilivara is when it comes to cheaters.
“Actually, I think I’ve taken more than enough of your time ma’am! You take care out there! Stay beautiful! Toodaloo!”
Edit: Holy crap I’m blind, skip me or reply to both xD
“what…”
she looks rather confused when the elf comes in, engaing enthusiastically about this Tortollan thing she doesn’t understand and then leaves again
“interesting night”
OOC: Veltoria, it’s a sort of an unwritten rule there that we don’t really post another reply straight after someone replied to us! Reply with an alt instead, if you want to do so that much. ![:slight_smile:](https://d1bg94bbsh66ji.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/slight_smile.png?v=6" ":slight_smile:")
OOC: Oh sorry I didn’t know, thanks for telling me politely ![:pray:](https://d1bg94bbsh66ji.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/pray.png?v=6" ":pray:")
Next can ignore my latest response if you want
OOC: At Veltoria so we don’t get confused
IC: Well now the crazy elf has gone, you now have the pleasure of meeting me. I am Teknetia, a fellow hunter like yourself but unfortunately not as beautiful as yourself. Now maybe we should leave this place. I am actually banned from almost all inn’s in the Eastern Kingdoms for a small incident with that fire tortoise over there and burning down an inn just… like… it’s doing now. Oh Light not again, I’ll be right back!"
Teknetia runs off into the Inn
“Is anyone here a frost mage?!”
Salarya yawns.
“I’d expect better of the longer lived races, but in hind sight I should not be surprised by the Draenei being… unappealingly inept. Let’s not.”
Hmmm You are probably too good for me.
But hear me out, I know these fantastic spots around Azeroth we can visit.
Perhaps talk and see if there will be chemestry or not?
Also I brought Flowers.