I look like a human so it will be hard for me bot I will try sell my enginering abilities to Horde. After getting lots of gold I will go to inn and buy drinks to hairy girls 
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This person right here knows how to live their life!
/respect
The temptation of azerothian pleasures sure is huge, but I’m more interested in how would you intend on taking on bears!
Hmm… you want an audience and I want… a few peculiar items, how about we make a deal bring me exactly 4986 crystals, 4985 is inadequate. 4987 is of course absurd, then you’ll have an audience!
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If my Main is Pandaren, and I’m little fat in real life, I will be more fat in Warcraft?
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Nope, infact you might be a thinner pandaren.
That is the big issue. Essentially you’d want to try and make it to some big town. Beg for someone to take you there and hide out forever more and pray they didn’t write an expansion where it got invaded.
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i don’t think they have herd immunity over in Azeroth, I’d catch the first preventable disease and then keel over.
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I’d be finding a healer, CLEANSE ME!!!
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That costs money!
Depends on how much time i’d have to rustle up enough gold to pay for that.
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If my friend is priest in real life is he a priest in Azeroth too?(He is playing Retribution Paladin).
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I’d be going straight back to Suramar and demand Thalyssra open up the doors to where the Botanist once stood, just so I can sing songs, pick flowers and give treats.
We Nightborne do care about nature y’know…don’t let those Tree-loving Night Elves fool you.
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My main race is orc.
As i start in orgrimmar. I will try making my way to the starting zone. Here my true journey begins, starting with killing lots of boars to level up as well as collecting the drop items. After getting tired i will return to sell the drop items and rest for today, then i continue doing the same thing for entire month or more until i reach a higher level ( Like 10+ ) from just killing boars as it’s the safest way to level up and survive. In that time i will have a good amount of money that will help me getting better full gear to cover my body from the top of my head to my toes. And i will get a big sword for myself because i don’t like axes that much 
Then it’s the time to move to the barrens, where i start hunting down animals near the crossroads ( still a safe place i assume )
The animals in the area will help me level up much further and getting much more money from their drop items. And i keep on this rate in everything until i have a lot of money to make a home in… let’s see, orgrimmar will get attacked so that is no to it. Mhm… Silvermoon? Yes i will have a home in silvermoon to chill out and spend the rest on my life there without risking my life more than i already did.
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With the knowledge of WoW , I would go to Sylvanas , and politely ask her to make me a Dark Ranger
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If only you hadn’t made it unreferenced in 8.2 
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Go to the mage tower in SW and join up I guess. Then live in Stormwind and hope nothing is going to burn it down or worse. It seems like the safest place to be.
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TBC here i come!!!
Ok so first thing ill do is run AH, prospect the ore make tons of $$$.
Pay for boosts all the way to 70.
Now ill start selling info what instance to goto and howto take down every boss, bigger $$$ and loots!
Fully geared and now with a following raid i head out to find arthas, get that crown and smash it.
Shadowlands is go!
Timeline totally fu*kd, tbc/wotlk now leads into shadowlands! 
No furries, ability removals, allied races, garrisons, mission tables, rng chests or any of that stuff!!
Shadowlands saved. 
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I’m with Wispr; I’d use knowledge of the game timeline to manipulate events in my favor. If I were stuck in a game, then why not just run with it?
Hell, I’d probably use that selfie camera at Theramore right before it got bombed, Teldrassil right before it got burned, and UC right before it got gassed. I’d make a troll face in each pic too.
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Head straight to Goldshire!
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If I have no any powers means I need to level up, well will need to grind levels now…
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I am so buff now, I am so strong, I am an Orc, finally ! Gonna go do what orc does 
but… I am not that kind of orc
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In RL I look much more an Orc than a Gnome 
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