The Shivarras, don’t forget the Shivarras! 
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Try to tame a wolf. If I die, so be it.
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Technically it doesn’t even really make sense. How in the heck would you become a Blood Elf or Nightborne without the ability to learn magic? If you can’t use magic you’ll literally die!
How do you become a Tauren with the physical strength of a 14 year old? It would be completely ridiculous to look at somebody with that amount of strength be unable to lift up a large drum or something. On the other hand, it’d be similarly ridiculous if you’re a body builder IRL and turn into a female Vulpera but can then lift 140kg or something. I mean like… wut?
On top of that, your entire musculature is going to completely change. If you suddenly get digitigrade legs, that’s going to completely change where your bones and sinews are, and as a result the amount of strength you have in your legs depending on how you move them. If you turn into a Worgen, would you then be unable to go down to all fours and use running wild, unlike every other Worgen in existance? Would you be unable to scratch people to bits with your massive claws? Would your magical power to spread lycanthropy suddenly not work?
If you turn into a Pandaren, of course you’re going to have a massive belly. They just do - I think it’s friggin’ genetic that they eat like crazy and become chubby as a result. If you don’t have one already, you’ll get one real soon.
Would you be bad at holding your liquor as a Dwarf?
I mean COME ON.
In Dungeons and Dragons they deal with this problem quite brilliantly: Level 1 is about the equivalent of a real life average person, but it’s still that same race, and the stats change accordingly. We could become like that? Except WoW’s levels are all sorts of weird with wolves being stronger than Ragnaros in some cases, so who knows.
And you’d be surprised what an average person can actually survive. Humans are actually quite strong and adept runners even without our modern technology. Humans can run virtually any animal to exhaustion. Even when you’re completely untrained, running 3KM is well within the realm of possibility, which is plenty to just run down several animals to complete exhaustion, and you can easily beat the ever-living **** out of a huge assortment of animals.
Train running for half a year and you can run 10-12km over the course of more than an hour. This is long enough to run down Antelopes. If you keep going for funsies for 3 hours, which you can do after a few years of constant training 3 days a week, you can run it so such exhaustion that it’ll fall over and just accept its fate when you literally walk up to it and kill it.
Humans are endurance runners like you wouldn’t believe. We tend to think of ourselves as weak and helped massively by tools. This is somewhat true, but even without tools we’re not that weak.
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Why the hell you insist to make us look even more shorter ? Thats so twisted dude
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Probably get eaten by wolves
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Well, things certainly will be weird if that happens. Just imagine, a dude waking up in azeroth in a female body (most of my toons are female) and being bad at rp, so no pretending possible…
Also i will pray that i didn’t land in enemy territory or a high level zone, while searching for the “stealth spell” and in case i do have it, use it immediately to bypass all the things that are out there waiting to kill me. Then i’ll try to find the “rogue” trainer and hope he doesn’t mug me (cuz “rogue” you know) and takes me as his student. Why rogue u ask? Simple, they were always pretty strong in pvp,pve and even really cool to rp (even thou i mentioned i suck at it).
And if i am in the starting area, i’ll probably stay there for a good while, training!
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I will cheat a little bit…
Since my main is Troll Druid and Trolls could be Druids only since Cata, then it’s when I’d start. I would try to befriend some other Trolls and Tauren and join the Cenarion Circle. I would be unable to learn any magic but I would have a vast knowledge and a will to help. In the end I would become a Rincewind of the Cenarion Circle. A helper of a librarian or an ancient of lore or Celadine the Fatekeeper at the Dreamgrove, unable to cast any spells or do any other form of magic.
Probably a priest without holy power unless… he has actual holy power irl!
Ambitious… I like it!
This person got nothin to lose!
Foolish, but admirable.
/respect.
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You just get features of your main’s race, you don’t genderswap… unfortunately 
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Id use my combat skills from irl to work with my now enhanced ork body.
Then get zapped by a thunder lizard in the barrens and turn into a pile of ash.
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Not particularly foolish. How do you think dogs happened?
Especially if she gets some help.
No matter how hard you try, you can’t make walking on hooves work the same as walking on feet. Sorry. xD
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Do as my pacifist and take up picking flowers mining and exploring the world.
Oh and running away from nasty’s that want to try and kill me while really screaming 
My pacifist is not allowed to kill anything and I highly doubt I could so that’s the plan
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I Would go to Halfhill, ask Farmer Yoon if he needs a hand with his farm and grow, breed, cook and brew things as well as providing helpful tips on pesky quest items and dungeons.
Pretty chill, Pandaren way of life suits me I think. If the ability to go on from “lvl 0” was added as a premise, I think I’ll stick with shamanism too.
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Since I have my current bodily capabilities i’d portal straight to stormwind, head to Goldshire Inn, and start making money the ol fashioned way.
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Probably go sit in a toilet in the middle of the Zandalar jungle and wait for my glass of water to start rippling😯
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Please, with your knowledge, help Zen’Kiki, he desperately needs someone to hold his hands - with you he could be the best druid 
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Burn Teldrassil before it was cool.
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I hide in some abandoned tower like Eitrigg did. That is first step. Overall I aim for Durnholde to save thrall as kid.
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Enlist in the king’s army start questing , steal weapons from the vendors 
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I’d suddenly become way more buff because my main in the actual gameplay is a draenei. Also, blue. And tails and… this is going to be complicated.
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I’m a human, so I’d start in Classic.
With my extensive knowledge of things to come it won’t be long before the Bronze Dragonflight takes me out to preserve the timelines.
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