I wasn’t aware that we had gone our separate ways…
Well this is quite awkward!
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all the cheating.
First caught her in bed with her own succubus, and fine maybe i was a fool to believe the whole seduction powers excuse.
But when i caught her with her own felguard i was done.
Last time i want anything to do with a warlock.
Unless they summon health stones or a portal ofcourse!
I realized she was my ex’s secret wife once I got my goggles back on.
The Whitemane jokes became unbearable.
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I can’t tame her…
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He loved his pets more than he loved me, built them a huge stable bigger and more luxurious than our house.
She claimed that her ears were more fabulous than mine.
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He claimed that his ears were more fabulous than Punyelf’s.
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Refused to be at bottom 
Light, Light, Light…
Always praising the Light
For Elune’s sake, I’m a NIGHTborne… we had to part ways
Well, polymorphing him and selling the bunny to a Goblin I think counts as a divorce among humans
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When the rabbit i cooked for christmas turned out to be his ex husband he did not like it.
Geez, learn to take a joke.
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She catfished me into an online marriage and fed me fake photos, and I only realized upon finally meeting her face to face that this is the third time she’s ruined my relationship.
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Sorry im a lonewolf,those who thinks i was together with someone is fake news.
He freaked out during a double date. So what if the other couple was sown together? Abominationships are all the rage right now, but good luck trying to tell him that.
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I love your blue eyes but your cold heart was too much for me.
I know it breaks your heart
Eyes as lovely as yours were never meant for tears, dear lady. Withdraw them.
I can’t live in the Forest, like you can’t live in Suramar
Its time to say goodbye… the Wild awaits you
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He told me the Void was “bad for me”…
What does he know anyway? I don’t have a problem! I can quit whenever I want.
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We had the most amazing time together but… something something void whispers and it was over
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kept insisting it would be even more romantic if i would let her kill me and raise me back as a ghoul.
Glad i got out in time, later found out patchwork was one off her exes.
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Didn’t mid-max dishwashing so we were late for our friend’s party by 1min and 23 seconds.
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