It was all fun and games until you took the last doughnut.
both our eyes were not that good.
i tought he was a high elf, he tought i was a very pale goblin.
once we found out we were not from the same faction after 12 years off marriege we tried but it simply did not work
i got goggles to help me with the eye problem tho.
Seems like you did nothing to fix yours.
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We just didn’t see eye to eye 
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Wouldn’t do it with the lights on 
He didn’t BoP me when I pulled too many mobs in our mast M+ run :<
he was mpv only in name, not in his actions.
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She flirted with my succubus
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She not flirted with my succubus
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Would not share the hat.
I just can’t live with anyone that hates hats like that.
I have an allergy.
Towards flat-chested female blood elfs, sorry. 
Because he keeps stealing my look.
It was a phase!!!
Shut up already!!!
Cult of the dammed sounded cool.
Undead slaves serving your every need.
Ugh i regret my youth.
Stop pesting me you abomination and go back to the scourge.
Ugh i swear these “free will” undead are the worst.
Stuff like monogemy, Love and friendship.
She makes me sick.
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Refuses to act as bait and always cries about my stabby stabbies of love ruining his skin care, speaking of " his " , she refuses to wear cute clothes for maximum bait efficiency and I doubt my targets would fall for a badly dressed emo elf.
We left each other, thanks to her the endles complains about my paws being too cold…
Also, she always called me cold hearted and never scratched behind my ears
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His eyes are more blue than mine, his skin/fur is more white than mine, his ears are pointier than mine. I had enough of being second best!
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Dont talk of being 2nd best when you wouldnt even share your hair dye !
Tentacles…
Just… just…
…I don’t want to talk about it
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For the last time IT’S NATURAL!!!
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the last straw was when i asked if i was ugly and they said
“mirrors cant talks, luckly for you they cant laugth either”
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