My lower body part became undead after only one night!
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I couldn’t take the Mr. T ads anymore! It’s so 13 years ago
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Hid her real personality from me till we where married here i was thinking i was marrying darkness incernate, but turns out she loves picking flowers and rainbows! 
should have used confession book before hand to know before i started this!
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She insisted on wearing the wendigo onesie during our wedding night.
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When she says the goggles don’t come off she really means THEY DON’T COME OFF. Some freak experiment apperently so we can’t be seen together anymore
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Because she didn’t gave me enough after we’ve met at Goldshire Inn!
I tried giving you eternal life as an undead but you were all like “Noooo, I want anything but that” that’s why I gotta split from you
Found it hypocritical that an Unholy DK would want to get married in a church. When the reception was at Goldshire Inn, i saw things that would haunt me forever
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He just couldn’t stop being aggressive
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She was always giving someone else attention, it was like I didn’t exist.
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Her Fist of Justice was used on me for a quite Undivine Purpose…
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he asked a paladin lady for a Fist of Justice.
these relationship were unsalvageable anyway
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There was just too much edge in the relationship. Me, the shadow warped elf with a tendency towards the demonic as well. Her, the dead elf with frozen vengeance in her heart.
It got so bad that Marilyn Manson began playing in the background whenever we went out for dinner. We agreed to split up and see more boring people.
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It started with a request from him to let his Succubus share our bed for making our sex life exciting again, and I agreed to that.
Then he wanted to loan my Succubus too, and I accepted that.
Now lastly I was not even welcome in our bed. He shoed me away. As I left and closed the door behind me, I could hear him summon a Fel Guard… The relationship we had was definitely over.
Was always having night terrors about a trogg invasion and toxic radiation.
let it go hun, the fall off Gnomeregan was almost 20 years ago
You gotta leave those things behind in the past, like i’m leaving you behind in the past.
Turns out regular gnomes arent compatible with mechagnomes…
No Usb ports…
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I ordered a female version, yet they sent me that. We had some fun moments tough
Y’know ah am down fer a lot of stuff. But, ach, the tentacles were just too far!
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He expected us to live happily ever after in a mountain, with lots of lava. I just couldn’t stand it anymore.
She took it to court, and they agreed with me.
So it’s STILL her fault.
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