I spit on you, ptoyee
She doesn’t look the same anymore
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I was so foolish I thought I could help him make peace with his condition of un-death, and find some sort of new balance with Nature to un-live happily ever after.
But his heart was way too frozen, and he spat on me, filled with contempt for not being able to accept him the way he is.
I’ve since understood people cannot change unless they want to, and now I am trying to move on. I still care though, and he knows where to find me, if he ever wishes to take that step.
Also, he cares way too much about people’s looks.
At first, I saw horns, hooves, eyes that see through the exterior, and a loving heart.
But found that he was still hung up over his previous ex. He started moping and personal appearances and hygiene really went to seed. Have you any idea what an ungroomed cow smells like? There’d be cow pats everywhere and he just couldn’t bring himself to care enough to change his ways.
I realised that the warm heart and adoring eyes were simply mushy, in the bad way.
mooooans in distress
Wait, are you referring to me? I am a lady, ya know, and shower and splash my fur regularly with my watery totems!
Sure, some earth may get in the way as well from time to time, but it’s just nature, right?
(Skip me of course, do Juliette)
Like Juliette over here, I mistook Taurea for a man.
Needless to say, the relationship was awkward and short lived after realising the mistake I made.
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i dont want to divorce im gonna accept her the way she is and love her
Told him to stop complaining about my cold paws… 
I was tired of having to take her out and pick up her poop.
I found out it was true about monks and their ‘habits’
I was not having it, more interested in having dinosaurs on his head rather than having me sigh 
At first I melted over him, but after we got close I end up getting burned. Looking back it was doomed from the start.
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Drop chance on dress was nonexistent.
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I thought I could change him for the better, but I couldn’t.
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She was too small!! Size matters
I discovered she used to play for the Alliance 
Dammit woman acceot it that it’s over and it was YOUR fault!
And no you can’t have the toaster, I won it in the settlement. Now stop stalking me hoping I’ll take you back, me and my geist are in love and plan to get married!!
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“'til death do us part.”
Well, you died. Just because you returned as a zombie doesn’t mean it isn’t over!
The lambs didn’t remain silent… 
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keeps turning into a wolf when i sleep trying to eat me.
Vanish really saved my life on this one.
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I broke up with you, because when I’m standing right next to you, it felt like I was a… Yhea…nevermind, you know the answer.