I got tired of people coming up to me and saying “awww the little kid going to school?” then loudly screaming “OH GOOD GOD THIS KID HAS A MUSTACHE!”
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We actually never got married, as she didn’t have enough Faith and refused to convert to the Light and have a proper marriage at a church.
My Faith doesn’t allow me to be take a mistress.
It’s either a proper wedding, or nothing.
On the BRIGHT side, since we weren’t wed, our relationship was entirely platonic, and we didn’t sin.
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He kept yelling “the light is coming” during…
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sobs
Of all people, as a man of Faith, I thought you should have understood and appreciated…
How can we part? We are bound together by the laws of the Light. A church marriage ain’t something you simply dismiss. Don’t go, please…
(skip me)
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Sorry Naaru,but my destiny is my own.
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He tried to burry me in his grove to “honor the Cycle” and such nonsense
Never let a guy give you a petname: mulch
After clawed out my shallow grave I knew our realtionship is dead
Pardon the pun
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Was costing too much in Flea treatment, and the amount of hair that I had to keep hoovering up
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I dont know man, he kept on going on about bias and so on, so i left him for a hordy.
She found a portrait of Garithos hidden under stair storage.
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My last post here got flagged and removed by the “community” for being “inappropriate”. So thanks snowflakes, this is why I am divorcing the random player over me.
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He was so inappropriate all the time, I just couldn’t be behind this and support this.
I’m a puritan, so this straight forward style of his was damaging to my reputation
Apperently me killing people and raising them as ghouls was “not right” so we didn’t really work out
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When she and her horde of ghouls cracked the path of frost
Every time he got over excited he’d pop his army of the dead.
Got tired of bubble hearth mid arguments.
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One time at the pub the drunken orcs started hitting on him rather than me…
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I could never see her face, and the hat got in the way :c
Found her stash of hidden kitkats. “It’s for the children” she lied.
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Sure he gladly served an undead Elf, but when it came to kneel before an unded wolf?
Suddnely he find his spine
While I admired his newfound courage, I had to terminate him… our realtionship
Worgens hold a grudge, undead worgens even more so.
Let it goOoOooo let it goOoOoO
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