I’m not even gae, bai bai puny longears 
i did not mind his howling at the moon
i did mind whenever i was tinkering i would have him chew on the wires or growl at the noices my engineering made.
But when i one day woke up and caugh him using my goggles as a chewing toy. it was over.
Also blew up our spaceship. Twice! What’s with those gnomes…
He was always charging into situations without thinking, I’ve lost count of the amount of times I had to save his life… and his bank account from being destroyed due to rushed decisions.
Made me feel like I was wasting my time
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tried to sacrafice me to some kind of blood god
Tried to sacrifice me to Ragnos…
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I told her ‘till death do we part’ means im free. She said being a DK doesnt count, so i took her to court.
How long can you endure constant Spice Girl songs being replayed?..
When she greeted me with the “Suffer well” part… I knew our relationship took an interesting turn
Then she brought the candles and whips, spiked colar and a leash…
I knew it was time to part ways
I didnt always like the things she would do with her tail.
He is not alliance.
He is not playing worgen
He is for the horde
He prefer furry over Mighty Gilneans.
Bah !
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He stopped sending me pineapple pizzas
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How rude!!! All the others never said that!
Probably something to do with the chains and whips mentioned by the poster above. Although personally this would be a reason to stay, not go 
I finally got my quel’dorei looks back. The moment I sobered up and saw those demonic horns, I was out the door.
The constant arguments over Quel’ or Sin’…
And I got closer to a girl who was Ren’
The whole marriage was down the drain when I found her with a Shal’
At least it wasnt a Fal’… but it mattered little that point
We parted ways, but not that peacefully
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De height difference be too much for da little elf.
He no like tall girls… Besides, I nevah really trusted 'im. Too many toes.
kept trying to sacrifice me too his voodoo gods.
i might be in the shadowlands now but that does not mean we can’t get divorced.
see you next expansion my ex troll.
Found her trying to sneak back into my life again via the mailbox.
I can’t forgive you for that bubble wrap. I and my geist are happy now. The divorce is final.