It’s like there was constant friction between us.
I just couldn’t take it anymore.
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ours was a forbidden love and i just couldn’t live with the secret anymore…so i had to let him go. Still my love runs deep. 
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ur simple to tall kissing u is to complicated and hard bye ?
lel 
I have Achondroplasiaphobia, sorry little one 
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Home made cheese she said…
Fresh milk she said…
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lets be honoust, we both were in it for the money,
we picked a great lots off pockets but now we are rich lets go our seperate ways.
i was so happy until she… join the defence force 
i just couldnt bear the brunt of what would happen
I tried giving her everything… flowers, eternal life as an undead minion, gold, chocolate but it wasn’t appreciated so that’s how things go
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i am undead i am hallow inside i have no feelings i am dead inside muth as i am dead outside . feelings are a weaknes and a distraction.
We had a decent marriage until a fatal sickness left me a widower. Being an Engineer, I tried to resurrect using my homemade Ultimate Gnomish Army Knife. Although resurrections usually either works or fails, I did not foresaw this mid-between outcome…
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You said you loved me!!! I saw you with that Night Elf behind the extraction cogs. Lies!!! Lies!!! Lies!!! I want half of whatever shoe you currently live in.
Everytime we’d have a disagreement she’d just up and vanish on me, mid sentence!!! Then there was the unwanted sappings. Don’t even get me started on the pickpocketing…
OK I give up. Fine I’ll take the blame!!
it WAS my fault!
But you know what? I don’t care. I still have the toaster! Byyyyye!!!
drives off into the sunset in her Ferrari convertible with Queen’s I want to Break Free playing at max sound
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Couldn’t raise my undead minion ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Not my fault! You need more meat in your diet and stop eating all those veggies…
damn tree huggers…
He spent more money on his figurines than on me 
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Tho he is a cute furry bull…
…wearing that dead worgen as a hat whats broke the camel’s back
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They kept getting flees, yes FLEES! It made sharing the same bed impossible.
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She was Alliance, I was Horde, it was doomed from the start…