She kept calling me puny as well… 
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I don’t like green… Also see her in every thread I look, I feel stalked, can’t take it anymore.
She is too friendly and too cute …
I need something more dirty
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Was too heavy for me to bear!
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I can lose my weight pretty fast…
He said he was a Paladin but he keeps dressing as a Warrior trying to charge in, that’s why I left him
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Every time I saw her, her appearance changed so I lost track of her. Now she seems to be a he!
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It just felt there was void between us.
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We got divorced because She kept leaving cat hair on the furniture.
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Insisted on using his eye beam to make bacon sandwiches when its obvious you use incinerate - pure heresy
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Having to mount up to make eye contact got tiring.
Things were getting too spicy for the pepper.
Cheers.
Asked me for a foot massage…
Besides i’m getting back with Puny, we found something we finally have in common. puts ring back on Sorry ladies I’m taken.
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She be defilin’ da Demon souls which i be usin’ for da portals
Dat be not acceptable!.
I be divorcin’ ya mon for takin’ away my Demonic Collection of da souls’ to Defile’ em!.
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The bachelor party’s hangover finally passed and realised, he is a Troll… and a he…
But a Troll
Yuck
Tho’ the Succubus was hot
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It’s a blood elf. Did not even know they could be of the male gender.
He promised hot and steamy, ended up being lukewarm and boring.
He showed me what he hides under that mask…
My poor Succubus is still shocked…
Had to divorce him… he kept jumping on the furniture
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He said I have no taste in fashion…
Oh Joy over 8 years ago she Divorced me such a shame. But now I have Money!