You lied when you said you were into machines.
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He pretended vendoring machine and forced me to throw in coins everytime I wanted him to clean the dishes.
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Not enough head pats :<
Kept using his custom built scratching post for poledancing in Goldshire
It’s nothing personal, it’s just business.
Kept calling me “friend”
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She has a beautiful name and I used to love what’s under all those awful cheap vests.
Although… I couldn’t stand her fashion sense any longer.
Cover this cover that, stop! I couldn’t change her mind, she’ll not let the word admire her Undead beauty so I divorce her.
I tried so hard, but I just could not get over my loathing of eye goggles. I could never see the beautiful eyes underneath.
kept asking her to remove that headband for something more tasteful. She refused. Wouldn’t you agree this is more tasteful? Nonwithstanding the fact Puny still owes me a date…
She’s still paying
She was constantly giving me the cold shoulder.
keeps wanting to use me as a chewing toy instead off a romantic love intrest.
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I found out she was more into worgen 
I kept trying to tame him as a pet.
“Enough is enough!” He shouted at me constantly.
Understandably he got angry and left me.
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With her new fake tan, I kept falling over her in the dark. When I asked her to wear a bell around her neck, she bit my ankle. Things descended rapidly from there.
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Her first anniversary gift to me was a muzzle, “just in case.”
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I always gets chased down by the cops and I have to explain that she is not a minor.
Enough is enought.
That immolation aura went off the worse times…
But the straw that broke the camel’s back was her constant yapping about how she sacrificed everythiiiiing…
Yeah my love, you sacrificed everythiiiiing… for power, including our marriage 
No matter how many times you disengaged away from me, i always gripped you back into my arms!
Over and over this kept on going, until today… You broke my heart, as i went into Elwynn Forrest to look for you, there, i saw it… Your hand stretched out, towards a Boar of all things, hearts forming around it’s head in a lustful manner, as it rushed towards you… You promised it eternal love, and to cherish it always… The same words used to woo me, all those years ago…
As my Blood started to boil, i knew at that moment, our relationship would never recover… So this is goodbye, your Treachery was the final HeartStrike i needed, i can never love again… Farewell, and may the Boar love you and give you what you need, as i obviously couldn’t 
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If only it was me you wanted 
But you have so many flaws:
You are shallow, please use your glasses, they don’t make you look like a nerd, they make you see.
You never admit your mistakes, it is fine to be wrong.
You are terrible with that gripping hook of yours, if you used those glasses, it would be better 
I knew it wasn’t me you wanted, after all you gripped me when I was minding my own business looking at a bear statue.
And even if you shower me with love, affection and compliments, they are not ment for me specially when you keep messig up the little details - it is my horns dear, my eyebrows have not gone stiff 
I don’t have any pets, it is me when I go in travelform.
So please find the one you really want, because this is a love that won’t go anywhere 
I’ve never loved them and will not love them in the future either.