Stop treating my like your darn puppy. I am not your pet just because I am like half your size.
I dont even know why would I marrie elves of any kind.
When I suggested we could enter ‘Azeroth’s Got Talent’ as a dog act, she started getting all unreasonable with me. The arguments just got worse and worse, the last straw was when we went to the park and I threw a tennis ball as a joke shouting ‘FETCH’. She gave me the filthiest look and stormed off and left me there, I went home and waited, and waited but she never came home.
I had to file the papers…
In my deffense, she said she is over 18 i sware!
Well, you alway was a tiny bit hypocrite my love
The whole nasty syphon M’uru’s light to be shiny paladin is okay, but when Alleria syphoned L’ura? Suddenly it is a crime
But I loved you
Untill… untill I found the signed photo of Garithos under the bed in a little box called “cherished memories”
And when I asked you to explain?
Bubbled and heartstoned away, never to be seen again
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I divorced Prowler because he switched to the alliance :c
She started to loose hair !
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He started to lose hair!
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I started to lose hair!
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… It’s a gnome with karen hair … That was a fast decision
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He wasn’t in to tentacles
And I wasn’t in to hearing endles sermons about our lords and saviours, the Naaru…
Our relationship was doomed from the start, but we were both a bit silly… well, I was void-insane, he was light-crazy, so we tried
It lasted as long as it could
Because I wanted to.
Because I have to get rid of a few wives.
Because i got bored.
Because she couldn’t make toast properly.
All valid reasons.
But most important of all, because she kept inviting people over to our house and eating all my very expensive skin creams.
Now I look dead as well as feeling dead inside. I never thought I’d say this but I was better off with that mad fox.
Because she had no chill
Had too much chill.
You broke my heart! 
What over is over…
We are not even friend!
Oka,y we are not friends, but with benefits… 
The marriage was the part of a long con that ended me having half of his money
Now Im rich(er) and single!
Not you! A different mad fox! She knows who she is!
Well this is awkward 
The feelings mutual when you tryd to impress me with red fur.
He has figured out that I offered him to live at my house only for taxidermy experiments
He insisted I pronounce his name.
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hmm… she never had any time for anyone other than herself.
The size difference was really inconvenient and she kept going back in time before I had a chance to kiss her 
I still love you secretly, little… thing.
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