Not only his people genocided mine, but he had the nerve to die and leave me alone!
Then crawled back from the grave and expected to continue
oh, + he cheated on me with that gnome
There are crimes unforgetable and unforgivable and his are among them
Sacrificing your spouse to your dark god is considered a divorce, right?
It wasn’t our choice. Our love was sparkling and shiny. It was the world that drove us apart.
It was Grand Magister Rommath’s fault!
He never accepted our relationship
All elfs are on this fox’s hitlist… and not the hitlist you do think when coming in a marriage. Elfs are naturals at breaking other hearths ;(
She spent way to much time with his animals than me 
Lol that actually made me laugh out loud.
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I thought this defiling business would extend to the shack. But nope, just the soul
I hoped he had given up on his goblin nature. eh, being among pirate “virtues” have let it resurface…
It was never meant to be. It was fun, at the start, I was drunk, she was drunk, and we went to this excellent fast food restaurant. Of course it was excellent food, she’s Pandaren, we got talking and one thing led to another, and it was supposed to be a fleeting thing, two ships that passed in the night, but ended up being something lasting.
It shouldn’t have been, it should have ended there, but things took their toll. The wedding was awkward. I mean the clues were there, asking the jewellers if they had a ring that would fit a paw, rather than a hand was a start, choosing the wedding music, less lutes and gentle drums, more cymbals and flutes, it was never going to work, but no one said anything.
And then, then, as I had finally sobered up, and lifted the veil and realised that it was a talking bear, I had a moment of clarity. So really, it ended, before it had begun, like a madman I fled before a lifetime of something beautiful had begun, I had to be honest to myself, myself, and her, and I could not picture life with a woman who I would constantly see not as a trophy wife, but a trophy head to be mounted over the fireplace (and not in that way either!).
It was, I think, best for us both, that it ended how it did, but I sometimes look back and think “How long until the constant requests to buy another Wok grew too much?” “How much Rice do we really need in the house?” “How big a kitchen must we have, to keep all the ingredients in?”
Yes, it was best for us both. She would soon have gotten sick of my cooking obsession.
I thought he was a female belf, because it’s quite hard to determine a blood elf gender!
Once I learnt he is a he, I just left!
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I bet it sounds as creepy and embarassing as the “stories” you like to publish here.
stay safe and don’t choke on your welfare raising on pizza /’
I found out he was a guy!
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Preying on my football allegiance by impersonating the Liverpool manager- just pure heresy
He had no time for me because he had to rule the city of Neverwinter.
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exactly where i got the name from…
I left her for the same reason the others skipped her
Almost unnoticable plane light worshipper
Really, she kept going on about her dream to be a lightforged!
A Lightforged, like those fanatic space goats!
I failed her, can’t save her from that cult… so I left her
Never could forgive myself for abandoning her
Never
She was only in it for the voidwalker.
Don’t get me wrong. Being with a gnome was great at first, and I’m not one to say no to a few toys in the bedroom. But after the N.U.T.C.R.X-2020, it just went downhill from there…
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He thought I was literal when I said that I loved having a big teddy for a man. Now he’s stuck in bear form and won’t admit that he misunderstood things!
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She reminded me of that certain, horrible place…