I tought she has a decent height but…She turned out to be a damn gnome, hence why I left her !
I will just take the Exodar for a spin, she said…
I know how to drive, she said…
Nuff’ said
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I tought I would enjoy doing stuff with a female draenei but in the end, I disliked horns !
She stole my look!
I dont like Gnomes , i dont like alliance .
Slipped it’s leash. I can’t be bothered to go looking for it, if you find it and scan it’s microchip, I’ll have moved.
She’s ALL yours!!
she defiled my soul.
He insisted spending the afternoons hunting his own tail.
To be honest, his tentacle-fetish was creepy!
And more anoying than he constantly sneaking up on me then jumps from the bush and yell “Enslave Demon”
I’m blue your colorbind garden ornament, not red!!!
Always thought priests were weird, but when she said she was into blue, I didn’t think she meant certain films
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One /pet too many 
Had to castrate and divorce him… Alagondar
After being with this many tall folks, I can’t really connect with someone unless I’m staring them straight in the knee anymore.
We tried to make it work, but seeing his face without tilting my head just felt weird at this point.
She is nice and all
But refused to summon a male sayaad for me as an aniversary gift
They don’t exist, she said; never existed, she said; the succubi ate the incubi population, she said… excuses, excuses, excuses!
To be honest we had many problems but this was the last straw that broke the camel’s back
She wanted me to invite my wayward brother for our anniversary. An ‘intimate dinner’, she called it.
Got fed up of her clumsiness and the fact that she also has a tail that keeps knocking things onto the floor did not make it any better.
Wouldn’t let me bind her life to mine. Ungrateful hussy…
We got along great for a while but then i accidentally used shattering throw in the bedroom and the bubble that was our marriage shattered
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I was only messing when I suggested a threesome with Jaina.
it was just too one sided, what’s hers was hers and what’s mine was hers, also had this habit of just vanishing when i needed something…:s