⚮ Divorce the Player Above You

“Please dear, let me drive! Please, please, I can handle it! Please please please, I can pilot the Exodar…”
From there? We kinda drifted away

Aat first she enjoyed my shadowsteps and shadow dances, but i vanished on her when she wanted me to meet her prophet…
I guess i was too subtle

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They kept ghosting me.
Typical Rogue.

Drank wine every day.

Not just the arcwine. My good vintage plum wine that I was saving.

Didn’t mention that the wine came from his own plums and not the fruit variety :face_vomiting:

I’d be up for that…

He left the toilet seat up. Now, that would annoy a human woman for sure, but in my case it led to a one-way trip to the sewers.

How awesome would it be if she cast Mirror Image as well? Don’t even know what that would be called…lol.

I believe it would be called Heaven- or a kinda fantasy if Lady Priscilla Ashvane was filming it…

I saw it how you looked at Jaina! :rage:

But you are the love of my life- how tf did she make herself look like you :pleading_face:

Alagondar refused to admit that Arthas is unironically the greatest WoW character…I’m keeping the kids.

I’d never dislike that.

Having already confessed to Arthas being his father, refused to give me Invincible although I showed Arthas who the real daddy is

Kept nagging me about Invincible and repeatedly asked “Why is it called invincible if we can see it?”

She’d get jealous because of my succubus, not believing me that our relationship is purely professional.

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Given that appalling faux pas, realised the red hair was fake and she was indeed the stereotype blonde

He’s always so slow, it became annoying.

Always asking me to enter their portal - even a warrior only has so much stamina

Thought I’d get a protector. Turns out I got a maniac with anger problems into my house.