Caught him with both our succubi. Would’ve been okay, but he then slammed the door in my face when I wanted in on it.
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Was too ashamed to admit that the one slamming the door into her face was my wrathguard. Better to go through a divorce than admit that.
To be fair, I saw Pepperpew in an extremely emotional state, I invited her back for a chat, certain portals were involved again, but that void elemental was just the doorman- he wasn’t being a voyeur at all
What can I say?
It was obvious - as you could see too - Pepperpew, Alagondar and Zyxmold are in a … err… ménage à trois 
A fourth would been a crowd, so after a feint death, camouflaged and made a ran for it
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She couldn’t accept i was the superior hunter, so i had to bail
One of her supposedly tamed beasts ate my cat.
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I don’t want to divorce them. In fact I think we should retake our vows!
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Couldn’t let go of previous spouse. Was never meant to last. I should have known!
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Whenever I morphed into bear form she kept trying to tame me as a pet.
Honestly, enough was enough! I had to get out of there.
Kept telling me I’m nothing but a Chaos Brand to her… I was ready to give up this whole demon hunting thing and everything too. I sacrificed everything, what did you do!?
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Never mix work and love, it always goes bad. It just created drama on the Fel Hammer. Also her friends burned my tree and since I suggested we nuke Orgrimmar from orbit I am sleeping on the couch.
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I can not love, love a demon.
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I didnt understand what the fox said 
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I had to explain her what does the Fox Say!
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He went ring ding ding instead of Jipy jip yahee!
haired all over the place, got sick and tired of vacuuming the place.
hugging once results in
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Everyone thought we are twins.
She tried to tame me!
And succeeded… 
Then I caugth her taming that stag… 
I knew it was over…
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i got cured
in my final act of service, i dumped him so he could be with someone worthy..
then everything was a hollow light
Nothing personal
The marriage was part of a con to get acces to her library to steal tomes, scrolls, relics and artefacts
But she was cute and a great cook… I almost regreted it
Almost
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