Found he was cheating on me with that Goat woman floozey!
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Didn’t post interrupt meter in a PuG to subtly praise my skills.
On our anniversary.
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Gifted me an interrupt meter from a PuG to subtly praise his own skills.
On our anniversary.
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After dating I can say: Size does matter.
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We married as friends only because I was sought out by everyone and Chompie aided fending off everyone else. Now I finally found my love so I divorce him and he’s fine with it.
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I wasn’t really supportive of the whole void thing.
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Hair. Everywhere.
Sofa, chairs, bed, to say nothing of the shower drain. It was either a divorce or surrendering to madness, and I’m just not that kind of priest.
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She was praying to much 
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She has a big issue with her hunger. I dare say, gluttony.
Every time I came back home she consumed all souls, there was nothing left for me. Nothing.
Also, I grow bored of hearing continues stories about her scars and whatnot.
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If only you would grow “up”
She kept whining about how she has given up everything for me and I haven’t given anything in return.
Foolish lowborn child, don’t you know I never give? It’s the job of servants to give.
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She drank all the arcvine. 
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She shape shifts in her sleep , getting kicked out of bed by a bear is no fun
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When he came home with leaves in his beard AGAIN, I knew he was having an affair with a treant.
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She’s got awful table ‘manas’ - see what i did there? 
Constantly wears the corpses of animals he has hunted to bed
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Kept charging around the house, destroying everything in his way.
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Nothing but diet food in her house. Had to sneak out at 2am to get some takeaway calories.
Plus boney little knees constantly jammed in the small of my back at night x(
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Picture the scene.
It is night, yet where there should have been peaceful slumber, there is a thundering noise straight from some unholy level of hell. The sound rattles paintings off from walls. It makes the dogs howl outside. It makes the teeth grind to dust.
That is the sound of a snoring pandaren. The sound I hope - nay, pray - I shall never again endure once the divorce goes through.
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kept summoning his succubus and im not sharing!