“Listen, I don’t have long - the names’ Wrench, and I’m gonna do my damndest to get you out of there alive!”
TL:DNR - It’s a globe hopping sandbox campaign, to stop an evil cult exploiting a demigod!
BETRAYAL AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN!
BATTLE WITHIN THE BELLY OF A DEEP SEA GOD!
BRAINWASHED BANDITS SCOURING THE SURFACE!
When the Dust Devils awoke amidst the wreckage of a drowning vessel with no memory of how they got there; only the frantic radio transmissions of a man known only as “Wrench” stood between them and a certain soggy demise!
Posing as a rogue employee of the greedy megacorporation AzeroDex Incorporated, Wrench spilled the beans on his bosses’ undersea activities - carving out the tender meat of a still living demi-god, to ship back to the surface and sell to the highest bidder!
Pleading with us to put the poor thing out of its misery, our radio host gave us a list of all the ingredients we’d need to make a poison capable of putting the agonised beast down quickly and painlessly. And yet, upon delivery, after fighting through scores of armed corporate goons - we found ourselves betrayed!
“For real though, it’s mighty apt we’re all under the sea; because you morons fell for it hook, line and sinker!”
For Wrench was no mere conscientious objector; and on his orders, we’d made no simple poison!
Watching in horror as the pulsating goop smothered the terrified creature, sinking deep into its brain - we realised only too late that we’d handed it, big, bad, and totally brainwashed over to the cackling cultists of the Joy Divison!
And now, with the power of a demi God behind them, these evil doers are reaching out, to plunge Azeroth into chaos!
With an enemy of this size, there’s no way Kaitylinn’s crew alone can rush in to save the day - will the forces of the Horde and Alliance come to team up and help out, OR will the free world be plunged into overjoyed delirium?!
Or will nobody reply to this thread and I’ll nervously crawl back into my corner of the realm and drink to forget?!
You’ll have to find out, in this mini (or maxi?!) campaign, coming SOONtm!!!
-HELLO ARGENT DAWN!-
Hope you’re all good as can be here at the end of the world!
Okay, I used up my commute time writing the fluff, and now I’m about to get to work I need to keep the crunch short!
Basically, I’ve a HUGE plot idea resulting from the fallout of a big event I ran last night, and I’d like to turn it into a campaign!
In a nutshell; the badguys have a demi god, and in true totally-not-Lovecraftian style, they’re using it to reach out and dominate Azeroth - hypnotising the masses, and altering the landscape to their twisted whims!
SO THE QUESTION IS!
I’ve had some interest, and I’m happy to confirm - ladies and gentlemen, its happening!
My first EVER full campaign!
It’ll be a sandbox style thing, held in a a few zones all over Azeroth!
In each zone, there’ll be a number of objectives we need to foil the Joy Divison’s diabolical schemes and undo the damage of their new pet demigod: as well as farming up a few ancient artefacts to help us destroy the thing in the final climactic undersea battle!!
It’s open to all factions - though there’s no PVP element planned; given the enemy we face, the last thing we need we need is to be fighting each other!
Any guild is welcome to sign up in the standard “Guild name/Number of players/Contact person” style - I’ll be looking for plenty of DMs too to help out!
I’m very excited but also quite nervous as I’ve never done anything of this scale - so any and all advice and support is greatly appreciated !
We also have a date - I’m looking at the last week in July?!
Hope to see you there gamers;
Enjoy the brand spanking new campaign discord; now fully operational!