Asmongold is switching to FF14

Oh I most assuredly am, as it happens, and I’ve found that I enjoy it the more, the more proficient I get at it, it is a wonderful thing to enjoy one’s work.

Yes, I think you have entirely the wrong idea why people find this all hilarious. I don’t give a monkey’s what a balding American, is he American? He probably is, does, my objection here, or rather the source of my mockery, is the fact that some Doomsayer went “Whooo noooo, Asmongold is playing Final Fantasy 14, Ooooh, this is a portent of doom”

And the (sensible) initial response from everyone was best paraphrased as “So what, a balding American who lives off junkfood is doing a different game? Good for him?”

And that would have been the end of it. But then the crack commando team of Asmon-Defenders come riding into the Thread. “It’s vitally important because of this! He’s a Content Creator! You’re just Jealous! Why do You all hate Asmon! Leave Asmon Alone!!!”

I don’t give a monkeys if he plays FF14. I’ll be glad to see the back of him if he does take all his drones with him for good, they’re a hateful bunch in general. Not sure how that is ‘getting rekt’ by his existence. I mean he’s a bit silly, but then so is the character ‘Mr Bean’ on TV. I do not consider myself ‘rekt’ by Rowan Atkinson, as a result.

:rofl: OK, that one actually is genuinely hilarious… You’re not…You’re not seriously actually equating being talked about, with being popular are you? Or powerful? (No don’t try the Oscar Wilde quote, unless you use the context as well)
Yeah, you know if someone gets a review, and 9 people out of 10, say that they are rubbish, then that doesn’t mean those 9 people think that they are brilliant, right? That isn’t how it works…

I was going to go “No way…” But you’re right, he does!

My Gods that is one of the most desperate things… I mean -that- actually is pathetic…as in the truest sense of the word, there is some pathos there, clearly life is not treating him right…why would you do that?

I’m actually starting to feel sorry for him now…

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If you feel the need to defend it, you know it to be true.

The guy holds more weight in WoW then anyone would like to admit, love him or hate him.

People are talking about him.

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Haha exactly. There is this guy bere writing essays to defend himself. Obviously he knows I am right but yea thats his life :rofl:.

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You could say that aha.

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I do admire Brigante’s enthusiasm in his responses.

tbh with You story aint that interesting either. It’s very anime like.
Square did pretty poor job with walls of text and exposition cutscenes.

That -is- what his fans here are doing though. I mean that is literally what this thread has been like. “American Streamer decides to give FF14 a try” (I mean, that’s not what the actual title was, which incorrectly says he is -switching- to FF14, which even he said was not the case)
People go “Ok…”
Then fans start to clamber in “No, That’s really important, because…”
People go “Is it though?”
So his fans at this point are defending a stance that even their favourite Streamer was not taking. “Well why do you not like him?”
“Because he did X, Y and Z”
At which point it shifts to “You’re just jealous!”
This too then gets debunked.

It’s getting a bit cultish at this point. His fans are -desperate- for us to know that this is surely the death of WoW (Which it won’t be) and they can’t stand it when people don’t follow that view, because let us be honest here, this was just another generic WoW bashing thread, started by someone with a history of starting WoW bashing threads, and even misquoting the guy in question!
Surely if they were actually fans of the guy, they would be “Err, that’s not actually what he said”

Oh he undoubtedly does. It is a bit embarrassing for modern society that so much slavish attention to their doings is deemed so important, but hey, we live in a world where people are ‘famous’ just for being ‘famous’ (Looking at you Kardashians) but we know what will happen, which I stated earlier. He will go there and try it out, the drones will follow, and act as they always do, which means they will get banned, he will notice this, and come crawling back, tail between his legs.
Why could he not just have like, you know, given Final Fantasy XIV a go? Not made a big thing about it, just like, done it, and -then- streamed about it. He’s still going to have the same audience, these people pay to watch him do his stunned kitten look.
Because he wanted his fans to follow him. Why? Because he knows they will get kicked out because of the same antics they carried out when sent to mess with WoW servers, which then means…
Quelle Surprise! He can make a stream about how bad FF14 is, and generate more money from his followers. I mean it does have a certain cunning to it, but he’s not really contributing to anything is he?

I think we have had this discussion before, where even though it is not my duty to do so, I had to educate you as to what an essay is, and the typical length of an essay, and what an essay was.
Your response?
“You got me!”
Well, yes, I suppose I did, I mean I know you’re wrong, because you have ignored any post -anyone- has made, giving reasons why they feel the way they do about this scenario, and instead constructed your own little fantasy world about why people don’t like Daddy Streamer, and not actually responded in an adult, or even coherent fashion.

Do you need a reminder as to the definition of an ‘essay’? I mean it was only a few days ago, have you forgotten already? Do you want to have a pen and paper ready so that you can make notes and remember it this time?

As for it being my life, it just amuses me, in between other things, to debate against what I see as foolish and slavish adherence to the bizarre cult of celebrity.
My life is much more weird than that, trust me. Fun, but weird.

I always do that, in every avenue of life, ‘Go hard or go home’.

A Phrase I suspect I will have cause to rue this coming weekend…

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yes i never played FF in my life but wtf is this game ? there are modern cars , robots , dragons , pokemons mounts , animes .

like there is no theme , it’s just a bunch of everything with no sense , and FF community said they are more creative than WOW when it come to mounts lol .

game is so weird . Blizzard could be ‘’ creative ‘’ too and make randoms bullsxhit mounts , like introducing overwatch/starcraft things in WOW :grin:

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No one is more important than streamers

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And if you had played any ff you would know why those mounts are in game.

FF mounts are pretty damn cool to be fair.

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I think you shouldn’t comment on things you have no clue about.

I say my prayers every night, to hope they get double money from sponsorships :pray:

I have a flying mouse mount in wow with fairy wings. Wow is even more random than Final fantasy when it comes to mounts imo, In the last few expansions at least.

Flying pigs with fairy wings matches wow lore/theme too?

They are pleasing their chinese overlords so yes i guess.

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I am playing Breakpoint. It is freaking awesome to actually play a game for fun for a change. I know I will get bored with Breakpoint eventually but then I will just find a new game out there. I have tried to come back to WOW a few times only to log in and find there is absolutely nothing that appeals to me in WOW anymore… The only thing I still like about WOW is PvP but gearing up is such a chore it sucks all the fun out of it. I might take interest in WOW2 but we know that will never happen. By the way the graphics and game mechanics of Breakpoint is just so WOW!

I love my Porxie mount and Bacon Bits pet

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So the most mind numbing talent free strimmer in all MMOs is going from one big game to another big game in the vain hope he will have an original idea of some sort for the first time ever and get off the backs of hard working content creators in WoW

Good.

It’s an act he puts on for the fans. He actually seems like a pretty okay guy underneath it all and I really enjoyed watching his sessions with Dr. K

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I rather eat a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer then watching that ugly rat in his nest.

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