Also fine choices 
Tell him to bring some meat back home and label it as āwork benefitsā once he lands a job in either of those fields.
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I could make a humorous name there, but I fear I would get a forum ban 
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A joke is a joke
Ah, you mean āaccidental demiseā
Sometimes the animals just so happen to die from unknown circumstances and disappear right after. Not your sonās problem that it might happen at regular intervals.
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I call her Breakfast, itās the 1st thing I eat in the morning.
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Nice name tbh
Was gonna say Oralabiaā¦
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Dear lord no, what a mouthful !!!
*cough
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More of a tongue twister ahem
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nah not with my missus tbh
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Kissing somethingā¦ eating somethingā¦ should i eat whatever and feel no disgust if i eat something that i donāt like?
wouldnāt bother, OP hasnāt been seen for about 6 hrs now
If it has mayo on it, youāre excused.
or cheese or bacon 
Letās say someone presents to you a chocolateā¦ and says it has strawberry filling, mmm your favorite.
You place it in your mouthā¦ smash that chocolate right between your jaws to enjoy that filling and what do you taste?
Bloody pistachio! Ofc youāre gonna spit out that crap.
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I know friends who swallow tbh
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But pistachio ice cream is like my fav ice cream.
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And thatās fineā¦ just donāt trick ppl that donāt like that.
Easy how that works. xD
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Thereās a lot of chocolates with cherry or raspberry in them though. Yerch! Those never reach the stomach 