Date the poster above you<3 #2

:backs_off_slowly:

I’m not into crazy…

Your nose looks so boop-able. I think I could shake off my inherent distaste over body mods for that.

Did you do something with your eye? i can stare in them all day long.

Why not join me in death then? Your eyes will be thrice as prettier than that of a night elf.

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You seems well preserved lady… but we had enough trouble in our desert of walking dead!
Consider our date cenceled!
Sooo… go back to your grave or crypt or where ever you want to spend eternity and seal the enterance
Oh and it would be nice of you If you would take those “forsaken” thingies with you to have company

This is my Yuhmi now.

I have adopted them.

They are my -baby-.

Well, the previous dates went well, so let’s do it again.

I don’t date humans really, probably not even if you were the last man on Azeroth.

You ara… strange
But not even in the top ten strangest things in our desert
Keep your immolation aura at minimum and we could go out together!

I think D.E.H.T.A might have something to say if I date you.

I think my ancestors might have something to say if I go out with you.

Oh you, we both know your ancestors not talked to you since you were a little child… or not even then
You hear their whispers?
I maybe have a bad news for you, Orc…
A really rally really bad news…
Insane Orcs are not really my cup of tea, so forget the date
Or maybe not
Al’ksh syq iir awan? Iilth sythn aqev… aqev… aqev…
Is this real or an illusion? You are going mad… mad… mad…

well i don’t usualy think about you blue ones, but those horns and hooves are amazing!
Is there more you can tell me?

Oari is mine now.

I’m adopting this one too.

This is my bab.

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We can both look after him. UwU

No sorry… the fur is a big no-no for me sir.

Could say the same about people who is about my knee height… Big pass.

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Well you can fell rush me any day!
and glide me to the sunset!

Hellooooo nurse! :fox_face:

Well thats romantic… but how about a caravan ride to the sunset in to the mysterious desert night? Camp fire, rosted lizard on a stick, stars above and hyenas singing to the moon… my tent is big enough for the two of us!

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It’s really not! Look at those long gangly elf legs!

What you need is someone more reasonably dimensioned…

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