You’re tiny, fluffy, and while I can’t actually identify your gender from your portrait that’s not going to stop me inviting you to the noodle bar for all the things that entails.
And by inviting, I mean carrying.
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Hope you like fishing, because im throwing you a line;)
Hope -you- like fishing, because I could do with a huge salmon fillet now, and that’s not even innuendo. Get to it.
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Yeeeeah, lets see: no
I keep my standards…
…high
Could say the same. I have enough of your kin on the Fel Hammer. Big pass on goats.
Can… can I touch your horns?
You look magnificent. Such poise, such a powerful frame… why you must contain near fourteen or fifteen pints of blood!
Not that it matters. It’s a date! 
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Stay away from her, or it will be your own blood that runs! 
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You seem… familiar. Tea?
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…Tea is acceptable.
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Look, I love bears and all that, but pandas are the lame type of bear, so it’s a pass.
Trifling gnome! Your arrogance shall be your undoing!
No date. Boom.
I SHALL SHATTER YOUR PATHETIC WORLD.
Sorry, but you’re not my type!
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My blueberry!
I’ve missed you! Let’s go eat some real cake!
EDIT: Changed out Baby for Blueberry, which is your name.
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Yeah sure.
Drop the neutrality tabard and we’re game.
Gonna have to skip the pleasant words and go straight to the point of:
Rip the Demon worshippers throat out!
Not interested in neckbeards.
I don’t think my fiancé would approve of this
But your fiancé doesn’t need to find out
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Good for us i am single then. Wink wink