Darling, fel isn’t my colour.
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What a coincidence! Neither mine
Whats your oppinion about blue or dark, deep purple… almost black…
Like the space between the bright stars
Lets the eternal night hide our secret
Purple is the new black, dear.
If Azeroth was revamped to Shal’dorei purple, then…why would people bother complaining?
You look cold. I think you need some spicy noodles and a good plum wine to warm you up.
And if that fails… there are other options…
Noodles! Wine! Other options! I’ll take all!
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I’m old and slow. I’m afraid i’d hurt my back leaning down to hold hands.
When a woman acquires a certain age
And the men who adored you no longer swoon
It pays to avoid the sunlit days
And live by the light of the kindly moon
But the moon grows old just like us all
And her beautiful years are done
So now she prays through endless days
To take her revenge on the sun
Old women makes my hair stand up in excitement:)
“Here is your wallet… you must have droped it. Sorry, its empty”
He looks innocently
“As for the date, you are really not my tipe. But let me buy you a drink! Whats your poison, human?”
Oh, my, aren’t you an adorable ball of fluff? You know, there’s a wonderful spot near a waterfall in the Valley of Four Winds - you could show me how vulpera pitch a tent!
We both have an insatiable hunger… How about we work together on that? 
I know little of hunger, but I do suffer from the most perishing thirst.
Only I never drink… wine.
More wine for me!
More wine for us.
I prefer tea
Liquid soul tea
Intrested?
sips from teacup
Serve me tea, you inferior Lich.
rubbies your phylactery wolgie
“Hey! I saw your kind in port of Zem’lan… rotting things wandering around, anyoing people. Crawl back under the sand where the dead should be! And forget the date! Ew…”
Short, furred, desert dwelling, male and Horde.
Everything I dislike about potentional partners.
Tiny… alot of facial hair… nop… I could eat you for breakfast…
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No fair! Pointy eared ladies with horns and glowing eyes can see me when I sneak!
This makes it more chalenging tho"
Game on!
I will steal your glaive, bag of gold… and a passionate kiss!