Nope too short and furry, and horde.
BEGONE TREE ELF. THE CRIMES OF THE BLACK MOON AND THE HANDMAIDENS SHALL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
⌠But maybe at a mage conclave, we could get -really- drunk.
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What do you get when you cross defiling, blighting sheep-like scum of the cities with the Savage and Vengeful Wildlings?
Spear through neck!
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Oh no! A huge hunky orc guy. I sure hope he donât come bustinâ in here anâ kidnappinâ me soâs I donât have ta do this dumb triple-shiftâŚ
YepâŚanyyy daaay now, he definitely better not be cominâ anâ mussinâ up my hair witâ some wild romance aâ somethinââŚmaybe on a kickass armored bearâŚno sirâŚ
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Bring it sweet fox person.
As for you there⌠green skin⌠I mean⌠NO⌠you come out of mushrooms⌠shoo.
I must slay you. You are a demon and there forth my enemy.
Aw, too dead Iâm afraid, would be annoying to have to wear a sweater when cuddling
ewwww velf noty
Ewww a Gnome!
Can I have the Velf, please?
Not a furry.
I feel like this counts as ârobbing the cradle.â
Unless youâre in your eighties, then maybe we can do something?
What is that thing on your head and can I burn it off?
Fire hazard; tendency to get addicted to substances. Questionable allegiances.
Seems like a sure thing.
What does the fox say?
He says, we should give it a chance!
Heard you guys lost your tree⌠but our desert is big enough for both of us!
Face always hidden.
What more do i need!
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Alryette and Vaxir are the only elves for me.
Hard pass.
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Gnomes are not on my list
Pass
Luckily vulperas are on my list
The list of cooking ingredients 
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Oh, you like to cook? We have something in common. Letâs start by harvesting allllll the veggies on my farm, then weâll see what we can get up to with them.
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