Oh no, I have killed the thread… is it the One Punch Man transmog?
It’s just… no one wants to date a furry.
Ya know?
Nonsense, I’d date that bouncy lass in a heartbeat… provided she drank some right proper ale. But apparently ale isn’t supposed to taste like ash and saltpeter - or so the madam says.
Her loss, your gain. Bottoms up gnome.
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No idea if alcohol has the same effect now that I am possesed by a demon, but let us share a drink, my fiery, pint-sized companion.
You’re not Alryette.
No deal.
Do not claim my over the top not-elf
Is… is it true what they say about the size of a troll’s tusks?
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What kind of monk are you actually panda-girl…?
Anyhow, your built in pelt-before-the-fireplace sound strangely interesting…
A pretty purple thalassian lass?
Count me in!
Your wallet… you must have lost it on the way here
Found it
Sadly, empty
Sooo… any reward?
But no date, sorry
Can I have my reward please?
Well since my wallet is empty, I can’t give you a reward, sadly.
You’ll have my gratitude ofcourse.
But… but if you have no money in your wallet, how are you going to pay for the drinks? D:
Dont worry, I can sneak into Goldshire inn and rob some gnomes;)
Goldshire…
Gnomes…
You do relise, Gnomes in Goldshire don’t carry pockets to rob
Or clothes
But considering you are a naked silver haired man-bear… you will find yourself home with nice job opportunities 
All and all, even after long time on the Sea I wouldn’t even consider a date with you… 
scritch scritch scritch scritch scritch scritch scritch
Cut that ouuoooooh niiice!
Err
Grrr… now I hate you!
[Skip me]
Prepare for trouble.
And make it double.
(We’re twins)
Will both of you kindly follow me to that tree over there?
Points to tree
This ugly mask i wear is only to scare away gnomes and sorts.
OH look, I seem to have some brew with me.
So, how yo doin?
A nice Elven lady
Could work!
Just… take of that octopus mask!
Its a mask, I-isn’t it?
Please Gral, tell me its a mask!
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