I’m not into necro nor beastiality. Big pass on both. Next!
Go to horny jail
I don’t have horns sadly. So, pass.
It’s nothing personal. Just a straight women here.
They are, its pretty disgusting when you think about it.
Well, I’m surprised. a actual, living, breathing, non-corpse worshipping elf.
Shame you’re female.
I would be a fool to turn down a date with so capable a draenei woman. I can picture it already.
First we travel to a suitably romantic setting. I hear tales of a “Felwood” infested with all kinds of demonic taint. Variation is the spice of life you know.
There we will bring righteous ruin to the fiends, leaving only burning slag and ashen bones in our wake. Then we “encourage” the monsters to point out their leader, whose head we will mount upon my shield and march triumphantly back to the nearest kaldorei outpost.
Yes. Romance will be had.
Where my eyes capable of becoming heart-shaped, they would.
Felwood certainly is a place in need of righteous fury and the hammer of the Light.
Yes. I would date.
Normally yes, but all this righteous fury is a bit scary. Will pass.
If you need to kick back once you’re all done purging though, call me!
A true believer is never done purging.
How typical of the righteous to go out purging anyone who doesn’t agree with them or share their dogmatic religion.
This is why it needs to be thrown out the window. We don’t need religion or faith to combat the darkness. We can do so with just common sense
And tea.
I offer you this cup and a seat to discuss this with me,
Liches no thanks.
Bald, no thanks!
A bit too… human
A pity
Have nice legs
I open up a portal and teleport u back to the sandbox
Let us play in that sandbox too.
You being male asides.
Me having a mate asides.
… I kind of want to find your favorite bonsai tree and burn it, monk.
Please Orc, run!
Makes the Hunt more exciting…
Oh, hello. You can hunt me anytime.
You don’t have a hat… How am I to know your levels of fashion!? But- Troll mojo is very good for potions… Hrm- Let’s make a profit at least!
Rawr!
Im a dangerous fox demon! Totally real and not a trick!
Serve me little wolf and you will have my blessing!
But a diner would be cool too… and I may or may not steal your wallet
I could always use a new fox rug in my chambers…