Date the poster above you<3 #2

Senior Sister are those Horns…real?

Maybe you could explain it to this Little one over Tea?

Tea? Sounds lovely, let’s go.

Yea no. I rather keep animals out of my life, other than pets.

Sure, why not. You bring the ghouls, I bring the geists and we’ll do the skeleton dance together.

No.

I must PURGE the heretics.

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A romantic purge together!
I can’t wait

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Hmm i do need Draenei tails for my experiments

Care to donate?

Funny you mentioned certain body parts for experiments
Care to donate?
Come to think of it… you don’t have to be a willing donator

How about some candles, wine and limb donation? Mine grow back anyway.

/e burrows under your brown, glistening buck teeth. “Erm… Okay, babe?”

scribbles on notebook
The subject is suffering from clear signs of brain rot.
Suggested treatment: Replace the decomposed brain with a fresh one.

Nah nah, what you do is, harvest the limbs and whatever is left to salvage and you make new abomination.

Scowled down upon Syanidi, the tiny elf, displeased. I suppose the best you can do is shine my hooves.

Oh honey-… A lightforge deathknight, turned undead!? I have -no- idea… If this means you’re reformed from that awful un-natural magic, THE LIGHT, or not. But if you’ve managed to get away from the light babe, GOOD FOR YOU! Have you heard what it does to Children!? And those poor unsuspecting Sin’dorei!?

You’re perhaps the only Draenei man so far i’d consider dating. Sadly my husband is a LAWYER, so unless you can show more coin than him hun, it’s gonna be a no-show. But buy me a bottle of wine, yah? Your ‘energies’ will be so much stronger after that! You’ll feel alive again!

That said, can I interest you in some Footbomb Mum, essential oils?

I’ll bring the wine, you bring the oil.

And I’ll bring the glory and victory

I will not date you, on the accord you left out “Death”

Never ever, never dating a filthy human

Oh I would totally date with a cute emerald eyed beauty like you!
You knoooow… I have a ship, I could show you

I’m sorry but it would never work, UwU and OwO just doesn’t mix