Date the poster above you<3 #2

aly offers you the cake test

if you eat the cake you can be friends

if you break the cake (or her heart) or start talking about no no parts she will no no right out of that room

Hello there, pretty lady :wink::wink::wink:

I am no Lady

But i offer you to take a seat and have a cup of tea with me.
And if you behave i wont have to dissect you later

Stamps the date 21.02.21 onto his forehead.

Oh, it’s the person who has a very keen interest in that Alejandro spaniard. I pass, not that i like cows anyway. Next!

The inhuman is naught but a disease on the face of this world, an insult to the Light itself. They are to be cleansed and purged with fire and steel, not dated.

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I would date you in a non-romantic way. Let us purge the unbelievers together :fire:

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Please please please don’t misunderstand my “eslave demon” cast!
It’s really my way to say “I would really want a date with you” but i’m kinda shy :heart:
And about that spiked collar and chain leash… nothing personal, really
I hope you are in to the Sayaad cloth design tho’
Would be really awkward if not

You had me at spiked collar.

Are you a good boy?

There are none gooder than me.

Except me. That armour sure is for some form of compensation for something.

woof

I woofed at you, please don’t ignore me.

Ignores her poorly performed woof while drinking from a bowl

Blinked confused at the little lady and her funny confusing lecture As a still true son of argus, I would rather spend a night together with a imp mother inside of a cage, hanging above a hot pool of fel.

Please, don’t let me stop you.

Much appreciated human. Walked off with his imp mother date

Here goaty goaty goaty… come closer

You vile cretin sicken me.

I am neither a demon nor some pet to enslave to your whims. I’d rather date that fallen Son of Argus than date you.

May the Naaru have pity on your soul once its send to whatever hellish afterlive you deserve.

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Those horns must be awful for wearing hats… I am so terribly sorry for your loss. I can take you hat shopping if you want! We’ll get one custom made!