Sounds Fair, Dr. Sindri. Sounds fair.
Just a guess of course, since i have to base it on things you say and the way act here.
Perfect women are an irritant when they’re obviously some form of weird wish fulfillment or labour of fixated, obsessive love with 4000 word descriptions just for their thesaurus soaked hair and a slant to impression that forces it on the observer.
Goldtress Plumbottom is gorgeous to you. Deal with it. In so many, many, many, many words.
What kind of dinosaur is this?
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His shoes are too tight. But it doesn’t matter because he has forgotten how to dance.
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I hereby love you now just for that Babylon 5 Londo Molari reference. You sir, rock on. /respect
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Thesaurus Rex is a cunning predator which overpowers its prey with frustrating verbosity to cage them in frustrated confusion as it raises itself above to crush the common beast with the weight of its bloated character profile.
The hunter leaves the remnants on the social feeding ground, profile even more bloated with new and excessive euphemisms sucked from the bones of its prey.
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Wow. Yes. Excellent quote, from an excellent series.
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My feelings for you are growing by the second.
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On a serious note, I think that - to a degree - this is entirely avoidable. People will always roleplay for escapism, however, “good” roleplay would be letting other people decide whether your character is attractive. Determining it for them in your MRP is like saying your character is a genius, but the way you roleplay them makes them look like a dumbo. There is also the fact that some races are so canonically attractive (such as elves) to the point that they reside in uncanny valley.
Attractivity is in the eye of the beholder.
I’m personally not super attracted to gorgeous model women, never have been. I prefer more… basic, normal looking women that I find pretty/cute.
So if you’d describe yourself as a model with curves, you’re not gonna be seen as attractive by me (nor others that are like me).
Literally what I put. 
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Exactly, I wasn’t disagreeing with you mah boi!
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I like my women plump.
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I am the expert in determining who is attractive or not and anyone who disagrees with me is wrong.
I have been deemed the expert by other experts such as me, me and me.
Furthermore I determine female Goblins and male Trolls to be the most attractive. Together they are a match made in Heaven.
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guys trolls are hot ![:see_no_evil:](https://d1bg94bbsh66ji.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/see_no_evil.png?v=6" ":see_no_evil:")
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Heaven doesn’t exist in Warcraft lore.
Nelox…
THE BLOOD OF YOUR PEOPLE DEMANDS JUSTICE!
AGAIN!
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My people?
I have NO PEOPLE!
Grips face and a surge of necrotic energy bursts from your face
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Inner Garithos
INHUMAN!