As more and more adventurers flock to the Dragon Isles, so too do the merchants to the fabled city of Valdrakken, looking to peddle their wares after something of a lull in recent years.
Some, however have seen fit to remain in the Horde capital of Orgrimmar, that they might better serve those left behind in the warrior city. And what better way to beat the summer heat of the dustbowl that is Durotar than with a mug of cool, refreshing, freshly-squeezed lemonade?
Introducing the Lemon Shack!
The Lemon Shack is a new service that provides quality refreshments to the people of Orgrimmar!
Due to recent hits taken by both the game itself and Blizzard more generally, Orgrimmar certainly isnât what it used to be - and not due to a lack of effort or talent on the part of those who frequent it. While there are many others doing their part to make Orgrimmar a livelier place, I thought Iâd try and make a similar contribution, and am looking for some like-minded individuals with which to do so!
The Premise
Despite the name, the Lemonade Shack will be more of a stall that moves throughout the city, offering freshly squeezed juices to all its clientele. That said, itâs also meant to be something of a âhangoutâ area, where patrons can socialise, make adventuring plans and so on. Should the concept prove popular enough, thereâs potential for bounties and the like to be offered, but thereâs no sense getting too far ahead of ourselves!
The Menu
The Original
A classic, cool serving of lemonade present in a wooden mug - ice and umbrella? Optional. Satisfaction? Guaranteed.
Azerite Special
A mixture of traditional yellow and specialised blue lemonade, blended together for that signature azerite lustre - sprinkled with coloured sugar for the special shine.
Sundown Surprise
Another Lemon Shack signature that can be found only in Durotar - a classic mug of lemonade mixed with Durotar cactus apples for some extra flavour.
Tapperâs Relief
Want the real Lemon Shack experience? Then for an extra fee, bag yourself the chance to guzzle down as much lemonade as you can until the tap runs dry - though note that this sadly cannot be offered cold! Our staff will be on hand to assist throughout the process.
Yaungolâs Remorse
A cloud blend of our signature lemonade mixed with âyak milkâ for a unique flavour experience.
Pauperâs Pint
The Shack has something of a reputation for quality, but let it not be said weâll turn away customers on the basis of their coinpurse alone. While a Pauperâs Pint is slightly watered down, it still packs that signature punch!
Iron Slammer
Inspired by our allies from across time and space in Draenor, the Iron Slammer holds true to its name. Itâs much thicker compared to our regular lemonade, made all the more intoxicating by its red hue - the âIronâ in its name comes from the peculiar stones some claim to find at the bottom of their mug.
Sensual Silvermoon
They say that the squeezed lemons of Silvermoon taste all the sweeter - and while taste is subjective, many of our patrons have found this to be the case with our premium Thalassian squeezings.
Stormwind Sublime
Sure, many proud citizens of the Horde consider the Alliance to be sworn enemies - but while weâre at peace, we may as well sample their offerings, eh? Stormwindâs finest lemonade sommeliers have unburdened and relieved themselves of several casks of their finest lemonade - obtained at a questionable price - for your drinking pleasure.
Staff Wanted!
As the Lemon Shack is a brand new enterprise, weâre still on the lookout for staff to help bring our refreshing, er, refreshments to our wonderful customers!
Benefits include competitive pay, a chance to grow, learn, unlimited bathroom breaks, the chance to meet new people, exposure (what?!), and the opportunity to make a name for oneself on the streets of Orgrimmar.
If youâre interested, please apply!
Grand Opening Date: TBD
