If You Were An NPC 💬

I would be a Slime Monk :slight_smile:
Hanging out near the exit (the one you normally fly out of not via Lordaeron Ruins)
With the text “Keep watch in case Sylvanas needs your help they said… Darn it! no one told me they were gonna bomb the city! I could barely roll out of the blight in time”

PART 3 is Now!!! Up!!

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I would love to have this alt on stage in legion Kara :3

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The conclusion to the intro story is now up!!!

Enjoy!!

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Crap…

Academic year is over so I can finally get round to reading these!

Pamela? :thinking:

I will place myself in a little outhouse with sounds of thunder inside in Auberdine. Or in the bottom of the ancient Dalaran crater.

Is long dead. There is only Souldefìler now. Aren’t you glad I didn’t just kill you and throw you to the ghouls?

Ah yeah thanks, now I have an uncontrollable need to eat filths.

Btw you should make a guild named “Champions of the Devoted” :blush:

I would be a quest giver outside Stormstout Brewery. You would have to bring me 12 kegs of beer from around the brewery (1 at a time)…
I wouldnt tell anybody there was only 11 kegs.

Id be one happy, drunken Panda!! tee hee…!

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I’d be stationed on a frozen tundra of Dun Morogh as a goat milk farmer. I would sell it to passing travelers and advertise the high calcium content. At night I’d move over to the inn for some good ale and a tavern wench to satiate me after a long hard day of work.

I would be a blue Dragon (Drake or Wyrm, not a hatchling!) and I would hand out a “fight on the dragon’s back” quest (so I would carry the player around and he’d chose direction and what attack/spells are used :slight_smile: )

As for where I would be…hm…hopefully a current zone or one where players at least level in every once in a while, so that I am not lonely :smiley:

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I’d be that special fox running around petting battle pets. (npc that if you have a battle close to him hell pet battle pets mid-battle)

Next to the Dark Lady of course!

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Put me in Mulgore near Bloodhoof Village with a fishing pole in my hands as a fishing trainer.

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You forgot to mention saying “We must hurry” and then stand there for 10 seconds.

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I’d be at the Crossroads making people collect 50 Zhevra hooves…

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I will be Alleria’s New Husband. Cause why is she still with Turalyon? They can’t even touch without something exploding because of the Light/void thing.

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You do look like a french velf that will swoop in and steal all the girls
french laugh
Hon hon hon

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