I just wrote a neutral statement. You met it with snarky criticism. Your problem, not mine.
The fat controller laughed. You are wrong.
Now let me tell you about Ohmes Khajiit…
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Cute. Okay bye now.
Played a wood elf as one once.
They added body markings to ESO at one point that allows you to make a very convincing looking Ohmes using a Bosmer.
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I hope this isn’t going down in history…
RIP Stefán Karl Stefánsson. He was number one, he was a master of disguise.
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I don’t believe Mal’iq The Liar… Dude is literally titled The Liar. That’s like being called The Deceiver but never actually lying.
Casual reminder that, even 1% animal still makes it furry.
checkmate weeabos with animal girl waifus.
I am objectively wrong.
I prefer Senche-raht. Their size means they are better as volunteer labour in Morrowind.
Sorry but until the Darkfallen Council & Intelligence Bureau verifies ur claim she is 100% a Grim Ganger
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The best deception of all.
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Alfiq are the most based breed of Khajiit. Even Sheogorath takes on an Alfiq form when appearing to Khajiit like a true Cheshire Cat.
https://external-preview.redd.it/6CVMYya6B6ODAV2Y0CuxtI_zlSkxwppDqThHNQZOC9A.jpg?auto=webp&s=55f8b00145e7099289e79fceee6db81747024bc4
It’s actually a mistranslation. It’s Mai’iq the lie-er. True to his feline biology, he just likes lying down a lot. And sleeping.
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It’s true, they make for good house pets. But they are useless out in the fields.
There are definitely minors in WoW - even if they are, well, a minority. When people speak of kids they usually refer to teens though, which arguably might be in the game. I knew a guy who started to play during Legion and when I met him in SL, he was the age of 17, and it wouldn’t surprise me if there are more underaged people around.
There might even be this guy’s son, or that person’s sister.
I won’t lie: I expect a degree of decorum regardless of children or not. Just like I do not like to see sexual connotations openly in a street, so I don’t like having to deal with it in-game. And as the game’s setting is meant to support this view, it is fair to ask that overly explicit content is kept kinda private, between those who have given consent, regardless of underage player’s presence or not.
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Ah, but you forget that Alfiq have a natural affinity for magic. You’d go “Aw, what an adorable cat!” and before you know it, they’re burning the skin off your face with a fireball. Keeps bandits away.
Why not? everything he says is legit, he told me so
said it came to him in a dream, trust me.
Stop making me want playable Alfiq more. Archmage, super spy, really funny cutscenes, perfect TES main char.
Another example of two children in the game.