I thank you for that. You are so sweet
I dated a vegan girl for 3 years, I donât even remember her name
Reminds me of the joke, why do men die earlier than women?
Because we want to.
Her name was Lettuce. Hihi.
Cultured man a fan of Bill Burr yes. Much culture indeed
You should try the bearnaise. Good stuff!
McD has good fries. Milkshakes⌠well, no one can really do those bad. The burgers are edible if youâre starving.
To be fair, I was going out with, engaged and later married to a Vegetarian woman, but it was purely taste of meat, she didnât mind cooking me a good steak now and then. Most Vegetarians/Vegans are like that, to be honestâŚ
A few times a year, these low quality burger chains bring some serious burger action !
Iâm not going to die. Thanks to denial, Iâm immortal!
You comparing your veggie girl to my vegan girl is like me comparing dominos pizza with pizza hut pizza.
One is more expensive than the other
Thatâs true. I see many vegans enjoy the Beyond Burgers and other mock meats. Personally I stay away from mock meats as they hurt my tummy.
Iâm all about the fruits and vegetables. But my indulgence is pizza. That Iâll admit is my not so guilty pleasure.
I was born next to pigs and goats and possibly even real life Tauren.
Even I couldnât deny that. Beyond Burgers are the closest to the real thing
also mandatory gif action:
I donât see what a river in Egypt has to do with thisâŚ
Ba-Dumm Tish!
True, but Dominoâs will do the âMeat Tartâ as my friends have christened it. Pizza bread, No Cheese (I donât trust itâs motives) No Tomato Sauce, BBQ sauce instead, and then a variety of meats as a topping, diced beef, pepperoni, chicken and something else for preferenceâŚ
ah there it is!
I confused you with Souldefiler (The raisin pizza sexy/creepy dude)
You donât trust cheese! Christ, I would love to read your first released book/autobiography
Itâll be a sad cheeseless affair, written by a madman.
We got taco bell though and I kinda remember reading something about new American something or other opening up here soonTM
Isnât that so true. Isnât it just. I nearly had to revise the title, Itâs still âAround the World in 38 Breaksâ as opposed to âAround the world in 40 Breaks, which was the feared suspicion early last week!â
You have Taco Bell in the UK ? I swear to God, if I could I would trade Ikea and its profit or some chic fil-a action
Iâve never been, Iâve heard stories that it is harsh on your insides I do enjoy a good burrito though!