It's the Weekend! [Thread] 💃

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I thank you for that. You are so sweet

I dated a vegan girl for 3 years, I don’t even remember her name

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Reminds me of the joke, why do men die earlier than women?

Because we want to.

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Her name was Lettuce. Hihi. :joy:

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Cultured man a fan of Bill Burr yes. Much culture indeed

You should try the bearnaise. Good stuff!

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McD has good fries. Milkshakes… well, no one can really do those bad. The burgers are edible if you’re starving.

To be fair, I was going out with, engaged and later married to a Vegetarian woman, but it was purely taste of meat, she didn’t mind cooking me a good steak now and then. Most Vegetarians/Vegans are like that, to be honest…

A few times a year, these low quality burger chains bring some serious burger action !

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I’m not going to die. Thanks to denial, I’m immortal!

You comparing your veggie girl to my vegan girl is like me comparing dominos pizza with pizza hut pizza.

One is more expensive than the other

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That’s true. I see many vegans enjoy the Beyond Burgers and other mock meats. Personally I stay away from mock meats as they hurt my tummy.

I’m all about the fruits and vegetables. But my indulgence is pizza. That I’ll admit is my not so guilty pleasure.

I was born next to pigs and goats and possibly even real life Tauren.
Even I couldn’t deny that. Beyond Burgers are the closest to the real thing

also mandatory gif action:


beef filet (or something) bearnaiesauce and thats enough

I don’t see what a river in Egypt has to do with this…
Ba-Dumm Tish!

True, but Domino’s will do the ‘Meat Tart’ as my friends have christened it. Pizza bread, No Cheese (I don’t trust it’s motives) No Tomato Sauce, BBQ sauce instead, and then a variety of meats as a topping, diced beef, pepperoni, chicken and something else for preference…

ah there it is! :smiley:
I confused you with Souldefiler (The raisin pizza sexy/creepy dude)

You don’t trust cheese! Christ, I would love to read your first released book/autobiography

It’ll be a sad cheeseless affair, written by a madman.

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We got taco bell though and I kinda remember reading something about new American something or other opening up here soonTM

Isn’t that so true. Isn’t it just. I nearly had to revise the title, It’s still ‘Around the World in 38 Breaks’ as opposed to ‘Around the world in 40 Breaks, which was the feared suspicion early last week!’

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You have Taco Bell in the UK ? I swear to God, if I could I would trade Ikea and its profit or some chic fil-a action

I’ve never been, I’ve heard stories that it is harsh on your insides :joy: I do enjoy a good burrito though!

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