You been eating too many cookies. Taco bell and chic-fil-a isnt the same
I was drunk 3 days in a row
Their cheesy fries are divine.
Standard Weekend. I was rascally drunk Friday night, some evil Teutonic Knight gave me Whiskey, then a Vampire tried to creep me out by giving me Port mixed with Blood and looked really annoyed when I necked it and went âOh, sorry now, was I supposed to be alarmed by that, have yeh ever heard of Redcapâs and what we are?â Then Saturday night doing Drunk Ritual Magic, or âKhaos Magicâ as we named it, (to preserve our mystique) at playing with the cosmic building blocks of reality and rearranging it to suit our desires and teleport four eejits to fight a Banshee. Then more drinking, and birthday cake, then the Jaegermeister came outâŚThen I shouted at a Death God and told him to âŚget in the binâŚin less polite terms that I canât use on these forums, âYou have no power to compel me?â âOh do I not so, do I not, you watch this Sunshine!â and everyone thinking I was a big damned hero for dismissing it, and then there was more Jaegermeister, and something peach flavoured. Then the Vampires came back and said sorry for doubting me and gave me another bottle of port.
I am still reeling nowâŚ
This, ladies and gentlemen, this is why you should stay away from the voodoo. Mushrooms are bad for you.
I hate Taco BellâŚ
BUTâŚ!!! You are getting⌠POPEYES!!!
Louisiana style food. Ever had spicy bredead shrimp and a side of dirty rice??!!?? Get it.
You will write me into your will.
hohohohoho⌠thatâs what you thinkâŚ
Gordon Ramsay on Twitter.
âHEY @GORDON RAMSAY! GO VEGAN!â
Gordon ramsay
âWHEN IâM DEAD!!â
Why thank you⌠OH⌠OhâŚ
Thatâs not christmas, thatâs Santa Lucia. Youâre not fooling anyone!
Youâve called me a liar I think 3 times now.
I really should try to be more honest, dis be true.
Thank you Drae
SA: ''You have IKEA all we got is KFC ââ
I mean, IKEA is good, but nothing beats a KFC on the way back from a LARP Weekend. Theyâre even better than McDonalds or Burger King, because there is no faffing about, you donât have to say âWithout thatâ or âWith extra thatâ You just know what you are getting. After three days in a field you canât even -people- in a super shiny plastic environment, let alone answer complex questions like your meal preferencesâŚ
Not even making that up, the first stop at a Service station on the way back from an event is always surrealâŚ
Stop lying
Well, most things are, so thereâs that.
Have a great weekend people!
So glad itâs Friday, I have a puppy that likes to wake me up at ridiculous times⌠this morning it was 1am because she was hungry! I am tired
Nothing planned this weekend so Iâm looking forward to spending some time on WoW
Yep. Eaten snacks and watched V for Vendetta, since itâs V for Vendetta Day.
I love the movie but the what day now?
Remember, remember, the fifth of November.
I sometimes go to the wrong gym on Monday mornings.
But sure, Iâll remember the 5th of Nov, whenever that is!
Gunpowder, treason and plot.