Make a dark confession (*if you dare!*) 😱

I see your high five and raise you a fist bump

You mean to say those videos you sent me that involved gnomes and Tauren are fake??? I’m disappointed now…

I love killing low levels! I just find it fun and satisfying, I am sorry.

Why yes, taurens punting gnomes is absolutely acceptable and normal!

So long a soft pillow protects the back of the little ones :smirk:

i link the 2.4 achievement whithout have it To Get invited to rated battlegrounds asking for 2.4 / hota and get party 90% of time.

I actually meant the ā€˜Goldshire’ episode, but yeah gnome punting is acceptable whatever the occasion

I’ve never been to Goldshire…

…but I have!

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You dirty elf.

So, it was you that stole my gold after that ā€˜special’ dance on the mailbox. hope you took precautions for your own ā€˜elf’ and safety… i’ll get me coat after that poor joke

No… If you did that you wouldn’t be able to put them onto the golf tee…

Forrrrrrrrrre!!!

whack

To be fair she scrubs up well.

Or was it the belf Dunkiee…

I dunno all I know is I got a soapy and bubbly dance and I gladly spent 50 gold.

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Now according to Tolkien, didn’t the goblin king Golfimbul have his head cleaved off and sent straight into a rabbit hole - therefore inventing Golf??

Yup.

Bullroarer Took.

Thats the guy - couldnt remember his name - Bilbo’s great great great grandfather or summat like that

Another dark confession… Or perhaps a moronic one…

was told today my insulin is going up to 50 units a day…

And right now I’m eating a fried rice and curry sauce.

Feel free to yell at the halfwit typing this.

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Just drink a diet coke to counter balance it.

Ive been told tostop drinking that too… ā€œyou should just drink waterā€

ā€œYeah ok, so I have to drink only water and anything I eat is to be a tasteless mush… Howsabout you just shoot me now and save me the effort of coming down hereā€¦ā€

Edit. the fried rice and curry sauce was magnificent btw… I only ate half of it, rest tomorrow…

Eurgh if only I could go back and slap myself to stop me doing all the daft things I did as a youngline, getting diabetes is the tip of the iceberg. Its amazing I’m alive.

Don’t have diabetes then!

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I swap blasted a mage off the side of a room; he died and could not find his way back to the boss and got kicked from the raid

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