I play Allianceā¦ 
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@ festivals i sell Fructose powder with lil coc in it for 80 Bucks. And cbd as thc.
And sometimes i say im a girl and scam incels for Gold and free runs.
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I corpse camp druids at least 5 times.
Average is 10 / till they log off
Yall pretending to be nice.
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Charging a tip for a Dalaran port. Then sending them off to Old Dalaran.
To the true mages in here, you know exactly what Iām talking about.
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When warmode is off and i come across a world boss being killed by the alliance, I just auto attack and go make tea. sometimes i come back and Im potato bread.
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In m+ if I get an item someone might need that I kind of need I donāt loot the chest.
I got a much lower ilvl neck at the weekend that is technically better and I just left it in the chest.
Then got it in the mail later.
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Most toxic individuals play male orc
edit: or male human paladin.
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That isnāt a dark confession, that is a factā¦
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Fair enough.
Iāve been on threads saying that the Love Rocket should stay super rare.
My confession is that last year I got the Love Rocket on my 70-something attempt. Not the 70th-something attempt that year. My 70-somethingth attempt ever.
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My darkest confession is that I fancy both Dunkiee and Daestra 
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That is so mean ā¦ but funny.
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many such cases, sad
confession: i love the smell of orc in morning (dead ones preferably ),undead orcs when?
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Nobody fancies meā¦ sniffs
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could be worse you knowā¦
someone i work with fancies meā¦ sent me a valentine as a secret admirerā¦
its the girl i like i referred about in the pastā¦
the problem is she doesnāt actually talk to me, if she just came up to me one day and spoke to me i would date her there and then but reality is how would a relationship work if she is afraid to talk to me longer than āhelloā ā¦
EDIT: i will make more effort over the coming weeks to try start conversation with herā¦ see what happensā¦
dark confession is i purposely was not talking to her to start conversations to see if she wouldā¦ for some reason girls who like me are scared of meā¦ i dont know whyā¦ i guess its because im a pretty quiet person and they donāt know how to approach me ā¦ but either way they should just talk to me if they want to get to know me lol.
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I said my dog died once to not attend a guild raid and went appear offline for a whole week. they knew I was there, they left me alone cause they thought I was sad but really I forgot that I used that as an excuse.
I felt bad cause they said they were short on dps and I promised them I would join but really I was insanely annoyed that night and being some massdispel bot was not something I wanted to do, In the end it worked.
To top it all of my dog was somewhere in the other room making love to his plushy.
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How can I not fancy that hair? 
I think playing Death Knights as any race other than Undead is wrong.
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